Knowing what port and starboard are has nothing to do with giving way, its mostly about using
your common sense.
if you see some one struggling upwind coming towards you are you going to give way?
my rule of thumb is if you have a higher tack than the person coming from the beach you have right of way.
by any chance do you wear a seat harness, life jacket, helmet and GPS tracking unit for when you get lost?
i think it would be a good idea if every one wore seat harnesses!! they are so much better than waist harnesses!!

all the ladies love the big nappies