I remember in the early days trying to get Elmo interested in baboons, what a battle that was.........

Hardie: "Come on Elm, I've lined up a coupla baboons at the zoo tonight mate, it'll be cool!"

Elmo: "Baboons? Cumon hardie you know I only like chimpanzees, Just the bums mate, can't handle em!"

Hardie: "Maaaaate....... when you get used to em, they're unreal!"

Elmo: "Just can't handle it mate...... you know I've got that instep fetish, and baboon feet just don't do it mate!"

Hardie: "Ya don't know what ya missin mate, I'm ringing Reli!!!!!!"

Hardie: "Relie...... It's Hards.... I organized with the zoo keeper, 2 female baboons tonight South Perth!"

Reli: " Is that a gun in my pocket, or am I on my way to South Perth, 5 minutes ago!!!!"

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Originally posted by poor relative

Yeah elmo....his fetishes could never be catered for with our normal desires.

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Yes our desires are totally normal, I get a bit freaked out by deviants like Elmo, imagine that, Chimpanzee Insteps......... Weirdo Freako I say!!!!

is it going to be long before he's outed?

I remember the first time Reli was outed with a Gorilla. We were travelling through Cameroon, Central African Republic, Gabon, Congo, and Equatorial Guinea, looking for the western lowland gorilla we were interested in the mating habits, so we could work out how to crack on to them......... And Reli says......... As long as we stay clear of the eastern lowland gorilla which is found in eastern Zaire, coz I got outed.......... "How embarrassment" he says. Hardie: "What happened Reli?"
Reli: "Well I was in this gorilla suit and one of the gorillas susses me out and removed the gorilla mask........... How embarrassment that was!!!!"
Hardie: "How embarrassment maaaaate!"

Hardie is such a special chap we trie to clone him...in fact the whole experiment proved successful.

However teenage pregnancy spiraled.

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Originally posted by poor relative

Hardie is such a special chap we trie to clone him...in fact the whole experiment proved successful.

However teenage pregnancy spiraled.

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Stll one of the pricks left, and I just found out where he is

FK
Get the sod.......last time he was out my wife ran off.....

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FK
Get the sod.......last time he was out my wife ran off.....

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My wife couldn't make love for a month after that animal had his way

Get back to work on the fkn roundabouts you lazy sod.

Either that or its off to kal to express milk in the marinas.....yopu have been warned

PS your breasts are fantastic, i remember swimming in a deep pool of your deliciously sticky breast milk.

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Originally posted by poor relative

Get back to work on the fkn roundabouts you lazy sod.

Either that or its off to kal to express milk in the marinas.....yopu have been warned

PS your breasts are fantastic, i remember swimming in a deep pool of your deliciously sticky breast milk.

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Ah yes I remember Mrs Reli...........

Hardie: Laying back puffing on a cigarette.
Mrs Reli: .....and my husband told me that 4 and 3/4 inches was way above average?
Hardie: Chokes........Cough........ Splutter

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Originally posted by poor relative

We should bottle it, mix in a "special ingrediant" and slowly exercise domination over the country.

Your breast milk is worth millions....

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I remember when the missus was breast feedin....... and I says oh hun...just let me try a little bit...I just wanna see what it tastes like...... Mrs Hardman "Just a little bit the baby is hungry for a feed".... Alright then....... The sweetest....... With mouth full of teat, I garbled "I'm stuck honey I can't stop........

someones elses wife is far more appetising than nepalm

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Originally posted by hardman

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Originally posted by poor relative

Get back to work on the fkn roundabouts you lazy sod.

Either that or its off to kal to express milk in the marinas.....yopu have been warned

PS your breasts are fantastic, i remember swimming in a deep pool of your deliciously sticky breast milk.

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Ah yes I remember Mrs Reli...........

Hardie: Laying back puffing on a cigarette.
Mrs Reli: .....and my husband told me that 4 and 3/4 inches was way above average?
Hardie: Chokes........Cough........ Splutter

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She was talking Diameter not length

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Originally posted by silviu

Holly ... Whats all this to do with Kiting?
Poor Relative?
I don't think he's poor, as well as he's not relative ... to anything.
Cannot be, he's UNIQUE
He's just an old, sexually frustrated, f__t.(see the pictures in his gallery, lol).
Like all of us, I guess
There is no wind in Westralia?

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4 days in a row of suck bottom wind, morals (or Morale) are at an all time low