After all this "ram airs suck" and "who the f*ck is will james" cr@p, it's good to see some quality back on seabreeze!

(Albeit nicked from kitesnorum)

Some mods:

The Wind Clause

I, the undersigned have read, understood and agreed to the following:

I will let Kiter ride as often as the wind blows and not make any plans for Kiter/Us if the wind forecast shows its gonna blow for days.

I will let Kiter out of any previous plans we mav have made if there is a chance the wind might be above 15 knots as determined on www.seabreeze.com.au, the Bureau of Meteorology or the Kiter’s own wind forecasting skills. I will never question the forecast, even if the forecast did not accurately predict the wind conditions. I will never ask Kiter to reconsider our previous plans, OR give Kiter shiite for breaking off said plans to go kiting.

I will let Kiter out of making dinner or cleaning the dishes if Kiter needs to clean kite gear, rerig, or untangle lines.

I will pick up Kiter at any downwind location at anytime if Kiter has it in Kiter’s heart to do a downwinder. I will rearrange my schedule to fit the optimal wind window for Kiter’s downwinder.

I will massage Kiter’s aching body, assist with carrying equipment, launching and landing kites, go on kitesurfing holidays to remote and rugged locations without complaint and prepare meals in order to maximise Kiter’s time on the water. I will willingly wait on windblown beaches to show my loyalty to Kiter and will show compassion when the wind is not quite right.

I WILL NEVER tell Kiter that money cannot be spent on new kite gear, equipment, or related paraphenalia, even if the money comes out of our joint account.

I WILL NEVER complain if Kiter is too tired after a day of kiting and hasn’t the energy to engage in coital tenderness. I will eagerly await when Kiter is ready to participate or simply do all the hard work for Kiter.

I will NEVER COMPLAIN that Kiter spends too much time on the water and not enough with me.

I WILL LOVE MY KITER FOR BEING A KITER and never ask Kiter to change.

I have read and understood the above statements and agree to comply fully with the bounds of this binding agreement.


Name:

Signed:

Kiter:

Signed:


This ___ day of __________, 20__


In the presence of:

Name of Witness:

Signature or Mark:

Saffer... now that is funny!!!

I got a joke for ya's.

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it very well he thought. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked,
"OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
The Aussie said "One!"
The manager groaned and continued, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
"124,237.64. pounds"
The manager choked and exclaimed 124,237.64 POUNDS!! What the hell did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going
fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"
"No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said......... 'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing."

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Originally posted by Saffer

Pre-nup? who wants to get married? Got sent this yesterday.

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living
room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's Such A Bitch.......

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Yeah shes heartless mate hahahaha you made me laugh, thanks.

Imax

haha that is the BEST thing ever...

Well done fellas. classic really.

Will be in mine to my guy haha

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Originally posted by Saffer

Here is one option for you, Elizabeth. With this sort of quality you may want to try snatch him up now before he gets taken and get him to sign that pre-nup. Its a mystery he isn't married already.

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Lol... heres another one for ya