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Slack
Slack
WA
685 posts
Slack Slack
WA, 685 posts
26 Nov 2007 10:23am

"I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go kiting is bulls#!t"
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
KiteDevil KiteDevil
TAS, 778 posts
26 Nov 2007 2:04pm
"To self land in 50knots, just tie your kite to your board"
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
Mrwandaful Mrwandaful
NSW, 186 posts
26 Nov 2007 6:06pm
"[}:)]He was sweating like a peadophile at a Wiggles concert"
goon doggg
goon doggg
QLD
207 posts
goon doggg goon doggg
QLD, 207 posts
26 Nov 2007 5:51pm
as tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm
Keahi
Keahi
QLD
853 posts
Keahi Keahi
QLD, 853 posts
26 Nov 2007 6:04pm
"work hours 9am to 15 knots"
meerkat
meerkat
WA
644 posts
meerkat meerkat
WA, 644 posts
26 Nov 2007 5:44pm
"The kite does huge floaty jumps in 5knots and feels EXACTLY like a C kite"
kusu
kusu
QLD
485 posts
kusu kusu
QLD, 485 posts
26 Nov 2007 8:57pm
From my best man 20 mins before I tied the knot.....!

"women,,,,,,can't live with them, can't live with them"

Tonewolf
Tonewolf
382 posts
Tonewolf Tonewolf
382 posts
26 Nov 2007 8:39pm
"bite me"
kris59
kris59
QLD
142 posts
kris59 kris59
QLD, 142 posts
26 Nov 2007 10:23pm
rum can get you through times of no wind better than wind can get you through times of no rum!!!
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
waveslave waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
26 Nov 2007 10:14pm
Never leave wind.....
to go and find wind.
elemental
elemental
NSW
165 posts
elemental elemental
NSW, 165 posts
27 Nov 2007 12:34pm
Strong like bull smart like tractor!
kitebored
kitebored
NSW
593 posts
kitebored kitebored
NSW, 593 posts
27 Nov 2007 2:50pm
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day"
~Frank Sinatra
mrbonk
mrbonk
NSW
483 posts
mrbonk mrbonk
NSW, 483 posts
27 Nov 2007 2:54pm
"I swear, officer, she told me she was 21!!"
mrbonk
mrbonk
NSW
483 posts
mrbonk mrbonk
NSW, 483 posts
27 Nov 2007 2:54pm
kusu said...

From my best man 20 mins before I tied the knot.....!

"women,,,,,,can't live with them, can't live with them"




"Women.....can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em....."
Kitehard
Kitehard
WA
2782 posts
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Kitehard Kitehard
WA, 2782 posts
27 Nov 2007 1:21pm
"It is always easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission"
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
Mrwandaful Mrwandaful
NSW, 186 posts
27 Nov 2007 6:24pm
he who laughs last thinks slowest
Mrwandaful
Mrwandaful
NSW
186 posts
Mrwandaful Mrwandaful
NSW, 186 posts
27 Nov 2007 6:25pm
If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
surfoil66
surfoil66
NSW
89 posts
surfoil66 surfoil66
NSW, 89 posts
27 Nov 2007 7:24pm
but i didn't inhale it
inverted
inverted
WA
61 posts
inverted inverted
WA, 61 posts
27 Nov 2007 6:06pm
Madam I am drunk. But you're ugly and tommorrow I'll be sober.
- Winston Churchill
Buzz
Buzz
NSW
319 posts
Buzz Buzz
NSW, 319 posts
27 Nov 2007 11:09pm
Sorry.

...but that's not an apology.
marty72
marty72
QLD
298 posts
marty72 marty72
QLD, 298 posts
27 Nov 2007 10:54pm
If you do what you fear your fear will disapear
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
Saffer Saffer
VIC, 4501 posts
28 Nov 2007 12:55am
mrbonk said...
"Women.....can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em....."


Of course you can, just not legally

mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
mytchook mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
27 Nov 2007 11:59pm
I would quit, but I ain't a quitter!!
Kalavas
Kalavas
WA
146 posts
Kalavas Kalavas
WA, 146 posts
27 Nov 2007 11:16pm
"When you set out to beat the odds, make sure you can survive the odds beating you"
FreeFerty
FreeFerty
NSW
169 posts
FreeFerty FreeFerty
NSW, 169 posts
28 Nov 2007 6:43am
"old bull"
hosko
hosko
WA
393 posts
hosko hosko
WA, 393 posts
28 Nov 2007 5:32pm
"don't mug yourself" - mike skinner
NJPornstar
NJPornstar
WA
790 posts
NJPornstar NJPornstar
WA, 790 posts
28 Nov 2007 7:21pm
Man who scratches his backside should not bite his fingernails.
fver
fver
WA
453 posts
fver fver
WA, 453 posts
28 Nov 2007 10:10pm
"Do not try to run before you can walk"...

... I told a friend yesterday who wanted to ride her board before been able to bodydrag upwind.

Fred
user
user
WA
1140 posts
user user
WA, 1140 posts
28 Nov 2007 10:35pm
Rehab is for quitters.
jock74
jock74
QLD
353 posts
jock74 jock74
QLD, 353 posts
29 Nov 2007 6:18am
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
forbsy
forbsy
VIC
49 posts
forbsy forbsy
VIC, 49 posts
29 Nov 2007 8:02am
Truisms for Puns

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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