Rant Session - #&^%$ at St Kilda (non-kiter)

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Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 12:09am
Sorry ppl, rant session coming...

So I pack up after a nice session, and walk my Wipika Wheelie Golf bag to one of the tram stops only to realise when I get there that the tram will be another 20 minutes and I need the toilet a little more than I thought. Contemplated waiting till Crown casino before giving up the ghost and walked back up to the backroom on the beach and then head back to the stop nearest the bathroom.

As I get back, some particularly large guy (head neck optional) walking in front of me at the stop turns around and calls me a "child @#^&$#" (basic insinuation of being a child molester). Now I can understand that walking along with a golf bag at the beach may a look a little odd to a non-kiter, but what the #&%@ gives this waste of space the right to call me something like that? If something looks suspicious, he's welcome to ask me about it and I'll happily show him my kiting gear inside but just chirping that? Myself being a scrawny bastard (75kg's) and this guy weighing in at around 100kg's+ I was left with no choice but to ignore him, which wouldn't bother me if it was some trivial insult but this type of insult grates me because its a real attack on a person's character.[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]

Reported it to the cops when I got back, but not much they can do for a once off [}:)]
cliffor123
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18 Dec 2006 10:12pm
i dont get it, what is it about a golf bag at the beach that makes you a child molester?
maybe im just too young and innocent
Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 12:34am
Initially I thought it may have looked odd because I don't think there are any courses nearby (its the only reason I can think of).
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
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18 Dec 2006 10:42pm
maybe u look like a child !@#!#@$$ ay? steriotypes affect those people to.
Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 12:45am
I can't think of anything worse
stamp
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18 Dec 2006 11:48pm
maybe he was making an offer not an accusation.
remember it is st kilda we are talking about here
GreenPat
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19 Dec 2006 12:45am
Well you do look a bit strange regardless of accesory. Just what sort of seedy grin is that on your profile photo anyway, looks like you've just finished watching porn or something.
Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 1:49am
Pat, you still annoyed with me for not going on a date with you?
I told you, I'm not into guys You enjoying being back in Oz?
GreenPat
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19 Dec 2006 1:08am
Hell yeah, kiteboarding after work! It doesn't get any better. Well maybe not having to work, but where's the challenge in that...
Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 2:14am
Lets rephrase that, because most people can kite after work...kiteboarding after work and we don't even have to sneak out early to do it
doppelganger
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19 Dec 2006 7:29am
You've been told before Saffer, take the wetsuit off before you get on the Tram/train
RAL INN
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19 Dec 2006 9:01am
Child molester.

well Saffer, you are the size of some children.
and you look like you could be a agro Bar stard.

Maybe the guy in question has issues from being the Victim of schoolyard bullies, is now at a crucial stage of his conselling and you pop up to remind him of his deepest fears.
Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 11:02am
quote:
Originally posted by matto

Maybe he was one of the dissenting posters in your thread on self launching/landing bows.

http://kiteforum.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2333812&highlight=

Could be Bulls****.com who is stalking you.



You maybe on to something although given my video and editing skills he definitely can't be jealous of my talent...or lack thereof
burley
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19 Dec 2006 11:08am
Just an idea Saffer. Always carry a tin of bright coloured spray paint in that bag of yours. That way if you get picked on you can always spray paint them and go back with some extra kilo's later. It's easy to spot a big dude with pink spray paint on him. You'll probably need about three guys to give him the #%$*! ass kicken he needs.CHEERS
laurie
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19 Dec 2006 1:28pm
Were you still wearing your boardies over your wetsuit?
RAL INN
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SA
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19 Dec 2006 1:26pm
probably still wearing the Red Bull stack hat.
Saffer
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19 Dec 2006 2:30pm
quote:
Originally posted by laurie

Were you still wearing your boardies over your wetsuit?



Its a dakine nitrous shorts harness. Kinda hard not to wear them.
harry potter
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19 Dec 2006 5:57pm
Saffer,
I'm of the opinion that if the first thing this guy thinks when seeing a person with a golf bag at the beach is " Child F@#$er " he has got a lot of issues.

On the other hand perhaps he was asking you a question ie: are you "Child F&$#er ? " as he could have been waiting for someone whom he only knows by that name.
It was near a ST Kilda public toilet after all.

Seriously, the guy is obviously a loser and quite sick so I wouldnt worry too much about it Saffer.
One last thought : Perhaps we should all get Wipika Golf bags and wheel them back and forth in the area. What would he think then ? " A Child F&%$er convention ?

BoDiddly
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19 Dec 2006 7:02pm
Nah, he just wanted your golf bag, he was jealous.
bondo
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20 Dec 2006 1:37pm
Maybe he was stuffed into a golf bag and wheeled to the local public toilets as a lad? what a freak!
Munter
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20 Dec 2006 7:15pm
had you zipped up?
stamp
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20 Dec 2006 10:53pm
sorry mate but i have to agree with greenpat; you do look like a seedy jaapie in that photo
shithotkiter
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21 Dec 2006 12:03am
just had to ask,

were there muffled kiddie sounds coming from the bag?
stamp
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20 Dec 2006 11:10pm
yeah, you have to make sure they are either unconscious or properly gagged. try cable ties and chloroform, the best combination IMO
Saffer
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21 Dec 2006 7:24pm
quote:
Originally posted by stamp

yeah, you have to make sure they are either unconscious or properly gagged. try cable ties and chloroform, the best combination IMO



lol...don't blame me if you start getting PM's from paedofiles asking for tips.
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