I've been thinking and I think they should disallow the world speed record set by kiteboards in Namibia, and while they're at it disallow all world records set by specialist craft on specialist speed courses. It's just a race of technology and money to build all this stuff.

The world speed record should be set out in open blue water with all the waves and chop and stuff. If you're going to do it on a specialist speed course then you might as well get really special and freeze it and do it on ice, then you'd go really ****en fast.