QLD
330 posts
oi so guys 14m flow 06 airush for sale. its a magick kite
and its magic and such so arr buy it
*BUY IT*
WA
183 posts
Its true guys, my kite killed voldemort.
QLD
330 posts
and it actually came up with the quote 'f is for fo shizzle'
WA
183 posts
Chuck Norris once touched it.
QLD
330 posts
it was the first kite ever to perform robotic heart double backflip bypass surgery
WA
183 posts
This kite started WW2. They all wanted it, but for a megre 1000 dollers you can have this magik, by-pass surgery performing, voldemort killing, war starting, chuck norris blessed kite!!!
WA
183 posts
It also sings "My Humps" when you touch it in the right place
QLD
330 posts
and if you can find the secret hidden butten it will convert itself into a 6m kite or 18m kite
QLD
330 posts
It also has a dolby digital THX complete 23.1 home aerial sound system built in
WA
183 posts
It also has a Patented "emo-b-gone" whacking stick in the struts for any emo's that skulk up and try to cry on the kite.
QLD
330 posts
also built into the leading edge is a Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD). which bascally A piezoelectric material is a substance that is permanently electrically polarized -- it has a positively charged side and a negatively charged side. If you apply pressure to a piezoelectric material, it creates an electrical impulse. On the other hand, if you apply an electrical charge to it, its molecules move and it changes shape. Using electrical current from a battery, generator or other source, the LRAD applies electrical charge to lots of piezoelectric transducers. The transducers rapidly change their shape and create sound waves.Like stun guns, tear gas and less-lethal ammunition, LRAD can be used in crowd control and other situations as a non-lethal weapon. Non-lethal weapons are somewhat controversial. Human rights groups stress that even though they are less lethal, they are still weapons and have caused deaths in some circumstances. The LRAD in particular has drawn criticism since its effects can be permanent, and non-lethal weapons' effects are supposed to be temporary.
WA
183 posts
This is why people wanted it in WW2
QLD
330 posts
i recently found out it has Vein scanning as a form of biometric identification so that only you can take it out otherwise the kite is unlauchable as to keep away pesky emo kite stealers
WA
183 posts
This kite will channel the charge from bolts of lightning into a therpudic massag, curing cancer and any other disease you can think of. It also has a built in plasma television, and spa.
QLD
330 posts
adjoining the tv is a new xbox 360 with all new wireless controls so you can play while ur kite is in the air.. and also attached to the kite is a camera kite phone that has a broadband adsl2+ link to the xbox with internet speeds of 20mbs
WA
183 posts
Also attached are twin turbine Aircraft jets. Effectivly making you go at mach 1 even if you dont want to. Did i mention the missiles?
QLD
330 posts
it also produces legit $100 notes every 5 seconds
WA
183 posts
And wrote the davinci code.
QLD
330 posts
apart from all this its got a cold fusion genorater in the left and right end struts allowing you to kite day and nite
WA
183 posts
And touched MC Hammer only 30 seconds after he initially broadcasted his song on MTV
WA
2184 posts
and if ya sing happy birthday 2 it it pumps its self up
WA
2184 posts
and not to mention the beer holder that no matter how many flips and loops ya do will not spill any of its contents
WA
183 posts
The beer holder is invisible so it isnt shown on the bar.
WA
2184 posts
a euro kite once came close to touching it but exploded
WA
2184 posts
its so magic that birds fly thousands of miles to see it, this is the reason birds come to peli point
QLD
330 posts
also the kiTE can make you do back and front mobes with triple kiteback loops to blind
WA
200 posts
YEAH THINK YOU GUYS HAVE 2 MUCH TIME ON YA HANDS...
IL GIVE YA $2.95
WA
183 posts
You fogot a couple zero's Mutha.
