Darn it, I leave work & miss all the action!

I even got censored

Not sure what I missed, but it sounds like it was a lot of fun.
Was it necessary to censor? I don't take offence at the snide comments, this is the internet after all; it's all fun & games

Thanks for the replies, informative as well as the funny ones.
I'm a fairly analytical person, so I always try to quantify things; I figured the seabreeze would start a long way out, but now I've a much better idea of how far.
Windangoesoff- sounds good mate, you've hit on the formula;
Step one- do something stupid, get into trouble & require rescuing
Step two- get lots of tv news coverage of the search & rescue, later do media interviews about your ordeal & cry on camera, then write a book about the experience
Step three- Profit!!
I'm in!