Hey Guys,
Melville aint the only place the supernoobs come to kook out. Every weekend at Pinnaroo all the people who feel they can learn without lessons come down and create absolute havoc. They cannot be told and usually act aggressively when confronted.
It's actually easy to spot a supernoob. They always rig their old kite either far upwind (dead onshore and crash their kites into the dunes or onto dog owners) or far downwind (very off shore and crash their kites onto windsurfers) of the general crowd so no one will notice their noobness and say something in front of their obligatory pack of mates whom all cheer on the hapless noob, or the embarrassed/low profile GF trying to hide.
They always look confused and take ages to rig and attach lines and then proceed to attach the back lines to the front and vice versa and answer harshly "Yeah" when asked if they know what they are doing.

They launch dead downwind with hugely inappropriate kites, massively oversheeted, which stall, crash, and then burst through the power zone dragging them through the pack before they let go of the bar and use the safety which is connected directly to the end of the bar if they use one at all. Death spiral ensues, and then leash breaks, kite goes loose into the crowded beach and many run to catch the wayward kite at which supernoob arrives to collect kite casually saying "thanks" and walking back upwind to set up and do it again.

Super noobs on the water generally ride within feet of other kiters and other body draggers and see nothing but their own kite, have no respect for others and make up their own rules as to how it all goes, usually with them having right of way over everyone and everything.
Good thing is many supernoobs get caned pretty bad and then sell their 4 year old kite and are never seen at the beach again such is the humiliation.



Way to save a couple of hundred bucks
