VIC
431 posts
Old. Was made for a film festival not aca they only show crap
NSW
450 posts
milko "And i have only been attacked 4-5 times none of them being fatal"
?????? WTF??????
Yes, you must be getting quite bored of those piss weak little sharks with their ineffective non fatal attacks, hardly worth getting out of bed for.
I know the numbers, if sharks wanted to eat people they would feast each day on the east coast in summer. I can see them sitting out the back at around 5.30 am.
Big scary shark 1: "What time is it? I'm hungry."
Big scary shark 2: looking at watch "About 5.30, first clubby should be having a swim soon."
Big scary shark 1: "Those clubbies are a bit crunchy, but anything will do to wash the taste of that pissty I bit at 3am, ugh, I hate the taste of VB, how can people drink that stuff?"
Big scary shark 2: "I'm hearing you, give me a tooheys drinker any day."
Big scary shark 1: "Hey, here comes the dawn patrol."
Big scary shark 2:"Sweet, no wetsuits either, I love summer."
I get that they don't really want to eat people, but still, every time I see one, my arse hole slams shut so hard I punch a hole in my speedos before I scratch, scramble and blunder to the shore like a traumatised, asthmatic infant.
I have seen guys stay out in the water after a shark sighting, 'thins the crowd' they say as a happy afterthought.
My questions are. Are these people brave, insane or incredibly stupid?
Can I/do I want to learn to do this?
NSW
554 posts
theres heaps at hawlks nest, you kite right over them all the time..