not only is he still wearing his pants, BusterWA (avatar), he surely needs more than one hand to cover his enormousness cos he's a kiter you pole dancing hill billy!!

All kiters, well almost all, have far bigger wangs than you pole boy, just coz he likes to be the gimp is up to him, we can't judge!

Yesm == here is a t ribute to not posting on SB when you're pissed!

Ouch - I want to know how on earth you hit a tree in the same place and at the same time as your kite!

I hope the bloke is ok regardless - both physically and his pride after his 5 minutes of fame...