Slider @ Woodman's Point

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jkeys
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WA
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2 Jul 2004 11:24am
I love this forum and I love shouting on it. I have laughed out loud through this tread. HA HA hA, especially the dumb, full of come comment, man that on cracked me up. This forum is fantastic and gets all sides talking or, winging or insulting, fantastic. At least you guys with the slider, now know there maybe an issue with plonking it anywhere you like. Look outside the wind is up, the trees are swaying and the radar is showing some black mothers comming through. This arvo looks like FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
pseudonymous
pseudonymous
WA
41 posts
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2 Jul 2004 11:39am
I think we all see your point !

quote:
Originally posted by dachopper

you kinda don't see my point......ignorance is Bliss



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jan
jan
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2 Jul 2004 1:05pm
quote:
you kinda don't see my point which is if they don't tell you its illegal , its not , Y ask a question you allready know the answer too , ythey 'll never find it there , leave the fu cker there and at least youll get 6 months use b4 some dumbass finds it and then banns you , or else, ask permission get denied , adn then get in reall **** if they find it there

ignorance is Bliss


dachopper sometimes you really sound like an ass

ignorance of the law is no defence... is if is illegal to place a slider at woodies if/when authorities find out about it and can prove a person responsible they CAN lay charges

the first post was pretty relevant... theres a lot of places under threat of bans around here. if someone complains about the slider then thats just one more voice lobbying to ban us from our launches.

CALM and councils sooner or later are just going to say, screw this, we are sick of these complaints, all you kite schmucks can go die in hell and stay the hell out of the areas we control

im all for a slider btw, but there IS legislation that could be twisted to cause problems for the ppl putting it there
dachopper
dachopper
WA
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2 Jul 2004 2:11pm
so then Ian , tell me have you checked if its legal to kite there, to put a slider in , to lay 50 metres of lines down the sand that" could" get wrapped around someones leg you havn't hav you , Have you acutally looked into all these things, ? sometimes commonsense is hard to buy
and commonsense says , its a piece of PVC pipe for crying out loud, do you have to register a canoe? didn't think so , what about all the people that chain their dingys up to trees around the shelly rosmoyne area, do they all have individual permission?
wat about the 20 foot high ski ramp thats in the river near the causeway? permanently?

yeah im blowin this out of proportion, but common sense says, and reasonable judgement from a reasonable person would say you can take whatever the Fu k you want into the water and play with it .... prove me wrong, then post up signs about what we can't do and make us all conform like a communist !
dalestanton
dalestanton
WA
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2 Jul 2004 2:54pm
I think that almost everykiter breaks the law when they kite at the ocean? We are classed as vessels, that means we must carry a flare, PFD class X, obey the speed limits, and not come Within 200m off the shore.

But, everyone is guilty? So why should a slider be an issue when every one breaks the rules to start with??????? If they come down hard on those that choose to have sliders, then they will have to prosecute everyone for entering the shore zone, speeding and so forth.....


Dale 'The Slider'Stanton
dachopper
dachopper
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2 Jul 2004 3:40pm
and don't forget those numpties out there!

" i did not , have not , and would never have a relationship with that woman"
bonster
bonster
WA
178 posts
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3 Jul 2004 12:45am
Just in case some of you aren't aware, there is a slider right now at Pelican Point. It's been sitting in there for almost a year now, just to see what kind of reaction it would bring. Calm or anyone hasn't said anything against it.
Pseudo maybe you shouldn't look at it negatively because from my experience, if you put alot of energy towards something it often happens. So in this case try seing the upside of it. Or it may get confiscated or even worse yet.
Im not that young, but good on you leon and crew who build this apparadus for all of us who wants to progress in this awesome sport.
I have put this topic out on the forum under "slider anyone", about a year ago, why didn't WAKSA, Jkey or pseudo say anything about this then or find out more as it is inevitable that we must have a slider here in Perth.
This sport is huge and it is growing, faster than any watersport I've ever participated. Slider now is happening, kicker next and so on. It's just a matter of time, Who wants to do the home work?
WAKSA?.. Well since most of us pay a fee to have you as our rep, I'll say this is a job for you.
Do something for us than just bellow up about restictions, that **** is getting as old as the kiters who keeps going on and on about it.

bonny
stinkfinger
stinkfinger
WA
12 posts
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3 Jul 2004 8:00am
Bonny's right! sliders are old hat/ laim nowdays. constructing big
sliders is stupid! kiting is a going forward sport, don't go that way guys, sliders are a wake board thing, leave it to those ******s!!

you've been fingerd
dachopper
dachopper
WA
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3 Jul 2004 8:13am
jus caus your not good enugh 4 doing a tripple mobe double kite loop off a slider doesn't mean you have to bag them
stinkfinger
stinkfinger
WA
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3 Jul 2004 8:23am
still talking about last years moves, keep up with it dudes.
Its Kitesurfing not kitesliding, if you want a new code of kiting i reccomend Kitebagging! who is next?

you've been fingerd
bonster
bonster
WA
178 posts
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3 Jul 2004 9:02am
Na you got me wrong there stinkfinger, get your finger out of it will ya. Cause it's all good so long as your enjoying yourself, wake,freestyle,twintip, directional all good so long as you up lift the energy and make it exciting for you and others to watch.


bonny
stinkfinger
stinkfinger
WA
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3 Jul 2004 9:55am
do you kite for the fun , the rush or the attention?
keep it real kite to please yourself not others ,


you've been fingerd
pseudonymous
pseudonymous
WA
41 posts
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3 Jul 2004 10:12am
ever heard of the back hand tickle ****finger ? you should try it !

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jkeys
jkeys
WA
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3 Jul 2004 12:04pm
Dale you really are one thick dude, WAKSA myself, Johnny Geyer, Carl Beva, Jenny, Ian Airrush, Ian SAS, Nyall, Matty etc etc etc etc are spending a whloe lotta effort with the Cottesloe Council getting Kiting Legal under there shire and governemnt regulations, so the shot you spew in these forms is, just that. Pease read up on the posts about Cottesloe Banning/Council and see wher we have got to. The council is in the midddl eof accessing kiting and legalizibg its useage in the Cottesloe Shire( with certain limitations). Please dudes just hang in ther, don't kick other kiters in the face with your own opinions. If we all relax, kite hard, take on advice of others and stay out trouble, we can all kite until we drop dead.

Jonathan Keys
stinkfinger
stinkfinger
WA
12 posts
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3 Jul 2004 12:25pm
you really are one thick dude, WAKSA myself, Johnny Geyer, Carl Beva, Jenny, Ian Airrush, Ian SAS, Nyall, Matty etc etc etc etc


Whats the story with that?!! sounds like an old mans afternoon tea club, maybe jen is a chick and makes scones
Ian Airrush, ha,ha sad sad last name
is there any one who can kite, or goes out kiting running WAKSA??

you've been fingerd
jjd
jjd
WA
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3 Jul 2004 1:13pm
idiot
dachopper
dachopper
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3 Jul 2004 2:59pm
hehe thats pretty funny

good job trying to fix the cott problem

i think dale's just pokin stix at the dude who who thinks everyone else should seek their own legal advice, write a will , and sign a personal indemnity form before riding on his kick ass slider.
pseudonymous
pseudonymous
WA
41 posts
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3 Jul 2004 3:42pm
me may be going off the point a bit now, but who give a **** as this is turning into a juicy thread.......

I've just had a thought, the answer would require Dale and his merry men, "THE BOYZ" telling how portable the slider is ?. The reason I ask is a constructive one; You could ask the guys at the "Sand works thingy" if you could leave it in their carpark/area/next to the fence ? or ask the guys at the small boat club ? or if its even more portable than that you could ask "extreme Darren aka klint" if it would fit in his toyota panel van ?.

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flake
flake
WA
116 posts
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3 Jul 2004 5:46pm
Are u all going to use the slider???stick your heads outa it.
kitesurfing is 4 going hard not going up wind all day And bagging people who are pushing it?
Don't ask why they do it[}:)]Thats just what kooks say.
Don't winge 2 WASKA thats just being a suck hole.
dachopper
dachopper
WA
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3 Jul 2004 6:53pm
suck hole , poo jabbah
RayQ
RayQ
WA
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3 Jul 2004 7:25pm
Maaan! F...the slider , shure ,I want to try one too, but after we all had a bit of a play, its gonna be for a couple of guys falling over each other trying to get on to the thing, lets face it , Woodies is a flat water spot wich is not so big that you can start cordoning of a piece for maybe 10% of the crew in their baggy pants tumbling around following the trend given by one stupid mag!
By the way why dont you take the thing out of the way to some ****ty spot like Pinnaroo, you could prob get a key for the gate and drive the whole contraption on and off the beach
pseudonymous
pseudonymous
WA
41 posts
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3 Jul 2004 7:43pm
you got a good point RAYQ, then the baggypants brigade can have more of the 12 year old snatch that goes to UWA screaming over their brownpants to kite loop one handed revert with a dick dangle smudgy pants 5040 off the slider......

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dachopper
dachopper
WA
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3 Jul 2004 7:45pm
baggypants briggades, ? Ok "grandpa" thats not what you daughter calls me
stinkfinger
stinkfinger
WA
12 posts
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3 Jul 2004 7:59pm
One would think the waksa management (aka shop keepers) would love sliders, they can sell more boards, cos ya gonna finger your board once ya start grinding home made sliders

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pseudonymous
pseudonymous
WA
41 posts
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3 Jul 2004 9:37pm
you wish dachopper, go ask ya moma where she was last night.....this is getting good....

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flake
flake
WA
116 posts
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3 Jul 2004 11:09pm
age limit on slider
2 many older aged people getting hurt these days.
dachopper
dachopper
WA
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4 Jul 2004 5:45am
Hey pseudo , your cludo , while you and the other " Elders " were out sipping shampers and nibbling on nuts at the country club , me and the baggy pant young and fulla cum brigade are slidering the sliders and kicking the kickers , and then afterwards, deposit our loads into your offspring....

has your life insurance premium gone up lately caus your in the geriatric category ? You and the old men who can barely manage to stand up on a kiteboar, can keep doin what you do best , barely stand on a kiteboard , and fly it and go backwards and forewards 2-300 times, leave the trix to the cools school

and as for rubbing your board out on a slider, bah , you mustnt be using it right, or your buying **** boards! seing as your so good finger , to good for the slida , you can join the whale watching ice cream licking country club in there neverending quest of backwardsing and forewarding
dalestanton
dalestanton
WA
272 posts
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4 Jul 2004 10:01am
Why did the chicken cross the road?





Dale 'The Slider'Stanton
finn mccool
finn mccool
WA
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4 Jul 2004 10:11am
WOAH JUICY 1 - U boyz been bickerin while i been gone
quote:
Originally posted by pseudonymous

I too was once 22 years old, .... and full of cum like you


- seems theres a bit of advice 2B had here sumwhere
- peers 2 me that the aged brigade have this 'problem' fully sussed!!
- now from watchin & readin & thinkin on it I have the solution in hand

Wot I reckon is that if U just keep goin in & out ; in & out ; in & out ; in & out ; in & out ; in & out long enuff this "problem" must just go away
but I really reckon this "problem ???" is a bit like the problem UV got when U have 2 pay 2 much tax
- ie not much of a 1


CUM ON
LouD
LouD
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4 Jul 2004 10:13am
Dachoppa

Instead of taking cheap, clumsy shots at us as "old fellows", maybe you should stop skipping school. It might help with your spelling!.

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