Small packages at Full Tilt

> 10 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
shellstar
shellstar
WA
5 posts
WA, 5 posts
25 Oct 2005 9:55am
Hold on boys, I'll rig up your kites and launch you. Then while you're out there I'll get the beers on ice and fire up the BBQ. Yeah right. Although with the kind of advertising you feel is necessary to sell your products, it would appear that you are totally unaware of the growing female contribution to the sport. It must be pretty dark in that cave of yours. Me and my fellow kitegirls will be staying well clear of your undersized and less than impressive packages.
ADS
ADS
WA
365 posts
ADS ADS
WA, 365 posts
25 Oct 2005 10:00am
Someone needs a hug
CAUTION
CAUTION
WA
1097 posts
WA, 1097 posts
25 Oct 2005 10:32am
oops, looks like jason and laurie may have to add another image just for shelly.
did someone call for sausage...
wal269
wal269
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
25 Oct 2005 11:04am
Shellstar

I am looking for a girlfriend who kitesurfs........Now that is the ulitmate package.........no moaning about neglecting her when the wind is blowing.

:)

PS: I am a libran, sensitive new age cabrinha rider who loves wave riding and raley's. Looking for a girl who is a bit lighter (to complete my quiver of small kites)
newcastle_justin
newcastle_justin
NSW
149 posts
NSW, 149 posts
25 Oct 2005 2:16pm
I actually agree with you shellstar. I don't particularly like it myself. I have a lovely girlfriend with whom I share a wonderful relationship. But, I go to the beach to kite and visit this website to discuss kiting. I must say the package in question sure has nothing to do with kiting!

Just my humble personal opinion.
CAUTION
CAUTION
WA
1097 posts
WA, 1097 posts
25 Oct 2005 12:19pm
whats his name?
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
SA, 2288 posts
25 Oct 2005 9:20pm
vote to delete bondo's link
- no one should be subjected to what i had to see
tobes
tobes
NSW
1000 posts
NSW, 1000 posts
25 Oct 2005 9:56pm
Yep, Bondo is the king of gay porn.

Note to self, must pack a pair of socks next time I go kiting.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Oct 2005 10:08pm
stuff an empty toilet roll full of mince.
microwave for 4 mins on high,and remove cardboard.
for that more realistic look than socks.
professor
professor
QLD
277 posts
QLD, 277 posts
25 Oct 2005 10:46pm
gee
HungLong
HungLong
WA
859 posts
WA, 859 posts
25 Oct 2005 8:47pm
phuk me shellstar, if you feelthat way about fulltilt dont look at best website !
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
25 Oct 2005 9:06pm
Advertising works!

The business is called FULL TIT and they sell......???

Bikinis I think ?
terrah
terrah
QLD
77 posts
QLD, 77 posts
26 Oct 2005 2:42am
good call shellstar

vert
vert
WA
267 posts
WA, 267 posts
26 Oct 2005 6:05am
yeah hunglong i forgot what i was going to check out once i saw the extras on the side, do they come with any of the deals?
mmmmmm
LookUp
LookUp
WA
124 posts
WA, 124 posts
26 Oct 2005 9:18am
Out of the cave they came, grunting and swinging their clubs. Most of you make me ashamed to be a bloke, let alone a kiter. And Hunglong (or is that just another small package), you don't have to go into the Full Tilt website to see their efforts at luring in the punters - their banner is sitting right on top of the forum. Considering the response to Shellstar's post, they have their advertising pitch just right - they know exactly the type of knuckle dragger they are appealing to.
CarlBevo
CarlBevo
NSW
609 posts
NSW, 609 posts
26 Oct 2005 11:41am
WTF What a bunch of moaners, heres a little suprise for you sheltered ones or ones on a short tether

Chicks purve on guys too (yes I'm talking about yours!) there just better at it and dont get caught as often
vert
vert
WA
267 posts
WA, 267 posts
26 Oct 2005 10:39am
bring on summer
freeflyfreak
freeflyfreak
WA
74 posts
WA, 74 posts
26 Oct 2005 10:41am
WTF?

i guess sex in advertising will stop when it stops working. for guys AND girls.


anyway everyone knows women have more filthy minds than men. they just control it better.

mmmm. filthy.
shellstar
shellstar
WA
5 posts
WA, 5 posts
26 Oct 2005 12:18pm
There seems to be a lot of unchecked testosterone flying around this forum and I don't mean to offend, but a few of you boys seem to be unaware of what goes on beyond the exciting but relatively small world of kitesurfing. ( Blasphemy I know.... Kitesurfing.... small?)
I totally agree that sex sells but I like to think that kitesurfing can sell itself. If you want people to use your service then create a reputation for yourself and maybe use a bit of creativity rather than blatancy to get yourself noticed.
See you out there... small packages, large packages,we are all in it for the ride.
rob kent
rob kent
WA
7 posts
WA, 7 posts
26 Oct 2005 1:08pm
shellstar

it seam's to me that you are putting to much effort into a topic that has no resolution !!

how about you put all that built up energy into your next kite!!
and when you have finished I will be at the beach to pour you an ice cold glass of champagne and pack all your gear away ready for your next kite !!
now that's an offer you can't refuse
not on board
not on board
210 posts
210 posts
26 Oct 2005 2:39pm
Mr Kent,
Maybe you should put forth a bit more effort in your posts, as your spelling is atrocious! No lady is going to take you serious if you sound like a gradeschool drop-out.
rob kent
rob kent
WA
7 posts
WA, 7 posts
26 Oct 2005 3:06pm
thanks for that not on board

it's people like you that makes the world a better place !!
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply