Hey is it just me or are there no decent kickers/sliders in Melbourne which is a filthy big city with many filthy kiters? I propose that we petition to the council that instead of building another lame ass school or hospital for the children they build a permanent kicker-slider-action-fun-park in St Kilda for us kiters. It would be awesome and not dissimilar to Wet n Wild in queensland in scale! Can you imagine the explosion in skills and injuries! Hey companies could even get their logos on the sliders, sponsorship money would flow freely..and if St Kilda rejected it we could just move it to brighton or hampton! Kiters from all over the globe would attend..bands would play on floating barges while naked women sunbaked on the camel toe...the water itself would turn to wine!

Cmon whos with me?

I think you and norts would get along real good