i was told by one of my good mates the 'poo fairy' that straw berries are high in glucosamine and will contribute to your hardcore trickery which may result in making you the coolest rdier at your local shindig that you people call beaches. in my recent research i have found that blue berrys dont have enough carbon hyradicus malomius to give you that POP that you riders have been thriving on in the past. my suggestion is that u go down to your local chemist and ask for all the most expensive steriod you can possible buy and pump dat sh.it into your body and u will see instant results in no time at all.

ahh yes quite some therom u have their i shall do some hard resarch and get back to you on your wonderfull thought. but as a hypothosis i think that the reaction between noobs and kooks may make a huge poo as u have sed earier, BUT if mixed correctly and mixed with the correct dosages you may see a very different result, such as theorom A: the kooks and noob will join together and in doing so their kites get tangled and both fall tot he ground hard and rip in half and they never return, therefore the process of elimination has occured. final result = no kooks/noobs to get in ur way.

theorom B: the kooks and noobs shall join together and form a kite club therefor joining all the noobs n kooks together and take over the world with their dodgy kiting skills and supereior technical kite talking lingo.

just some of my hypothosises of what mite happen

any noob or kooks out there want to put in any imput? silviu? cammmmm? anyone! feel free

we need some more input

well well,

Another possible theory that we have to keen in mind, the reversal.
Situation: we are down at our shindig, aka beach when a noob that reads this launches his kite. in most occasions this will not happen, but it might ay. The noob meets a kook, someone who is totally out of control. There disgugusting mixture makes a what called:

ohps½ divided by Poo 12 kgs x SLIM chnce strawberry 1pnt + noob x3 = DISASTER

This may also be know in our world as a little kid pulling mobes out there infront of noobs and kooks gets dramatically thrown into a massive kiteloop, ending up in NOOB land, poor him, he'll have to be a noob for the rest of his life.

I am a professor

apparently if u eat too many strawberries u get diahorea, or so ive hear

who tha f#ck let my secret out ay!!! pretty sure whoever it was i dont wanna be your friend anymore ay. i always eat straberries before the big day i heard it makes you taste better. or was that pinapple juice? ahh who cares, silly bitch i dont give no f#ck anyway.