Where did I put those acid wash stretch jeans?? Oh that's right I was sensible enough to not ever have them, a mullet (moolayy as the French would say) or a Bon Jovi fetish. Considering what a drop-kick teenager i was then that is saying sumpin!!
Hey I know a lot of embarressingly bad stuff was acceptable in the 80s but we should all be wiser now

Jon's hair in those days doubled his height

Try offloading them next time you see a Coaster bus with special folks on board

Sorry to take the proverbial mate (couldn't resist). I will actually ask a mate who is a bogun tragic if is interested.