The ten most coolest ways to destroy your kiteboard by waveslave:

1. Back over it in your car.
2. Landing super flat onto a sharp chop from 40ft high boost.
3. Attempting a major board repair using the wrong chemicals and having no idea of what you are doing.
4. Dry reef wavesailing.
5. Smashing into a turtle in full-plane mode.
6. Anything to do with sliders.
7. Setting it on fire as a sacrifice to Huey.
8. Board flying out of the Ute @ 140kph.
9. Fully screamin' laid-out kiteloop landing you squarely on beach.
10. Lending it to your best mate.

Did I forget any?
Somebody else do the coolest Top Ten for kites!

Ill see your points 3, 4 and 10 and raise you:

11. Using the pointy pyramid 'Open Water' markers at Safety Bay as sliders/kickers/obstacles (sort of your no. 6)
12. Trying to get to the beach by riding up a shallow gutter a fisherman has dug to keep the water to his bait.