Just a little ditty...I thought a lot of you could relate to!

Wanted a kite....just thought I might
buy a new one...for some added fun....
Saw some guys...that i thought were nicce
Tryed to buy a bow...they said "no"
So I bought a link...yes it does stink!
Yess i tried one out...it lofted about
I felt like i'd been fisted....when it inverted and twisted.
They said they won't even take it back....now thats customer service with a whack!
Now i can't even sell it on seabreeze...even if i throw in a good Headddy...or bend over and touch my knees.
Tryed ebay too....not one bid....booo hoooo....
Now i'm sad...cause i'm stuck with a bad, bad, bad.
I thought boats were a bottomless hole....but not anymore cause of some ass(beep).
I was told they've got great re-sale...this advice also did fail...


Add more if you please.....

should have got the bow for when it blows

he would of got a bow
but he isnt a kite pro
or just didnt know
that the link did stink
even as the shop owner
said no-way and gave a sly wink
this isnt poetry i think
but non the less
i am tickled pink
in fact i will write
now in this color of ink
which looks way better than
a red bridle link

Crying 'bout the link,
you think it really stinks,
but where were you,
when 2-lines were cool?
If you can't manage a bow,
perhaps you should blow............

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Originally posted by silviu

Wow,
Kitesurfing develops "multi skills" and inteligence
Now we have poetry, rap...
At least is better than rude posts lol

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Hold on hold on hold on!
Is this the link of which you speak?
The one that does not fly with no wind?,
Some may say, "Yes, yes how true, me too I find!"
But when I'm out 10km from the beach,
that is not what I like to think.
I've had the best season ever upon this beast,
but me too, I cannot sell this misunderstood...link.
Well life is better than the Naish R3,
2 lines of pain and resale of zero,
or the North Rhino 2, that loves to split in two,
It is this Link, that has got me out,
onto the bommies I've only ever dreamed about.
So If no-one want's to buy it, in the shed I will keep it,
with the Rhino, the spectrums, the fuels and the beer.
To sell it for nix would hurt my tight arse so,
when it blows, out I will go,
with my choice of bridle configuration
with my NEW swept leading edge design
with my Splitstrut bolt on technology
with my Tailpipe bridle belts
with my RBS Leading edge draft stabilizers

and how can I forget??

WITH MY FLUTTER DARTS!

FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!
FLUTTER DARTS!