Regrets? I've had a few,
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course -
Each careful step along the byway,
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
In conclusion, you're all a bunch of b@stards and I'm burning that hat
(The crocs are too comfortable to get rid of)
