I dont want to take all the credit (but i should) prayed like buggery and sacrificed 2 virgins to give you all northerlys today.

Big Dog,Alex,Marty and me all rode Kirra and it was AWSUM,the best sesh had by all for a long time.

We watched the currumbin crew and it looked like they all had a goodride as well.The boys were hittin the slider, gota say that wotever the ** that Tobes is washing his hair with ort to be banned!!

How did The Wello crew and The Scarbie crew go today??

Sik s/e coming soon might just be the start of Summer

p.s I found it rally hard to find at least 1 virgin on the G/Coast

wot? to find virgins?
no paulio you must go to the castle anthrax where eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half are cut off with no one to protect them!!!!!!

kusu, i was just on my favourite monty python film script. try a different forum if you want to score.

your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry i fart in your general direction

monty python Liz, unfortunatly this type of humor is beyond my meagre reach....

I was only joking Mike - 'Secret Beige' - Trust me, you have a great sense of humor mate, nothing to worry about in that department... I haven't seen monty python as you could most likely tell... lol

I love it. "There may be a GOD" turns into "Highlights of Spike Milligan / Monty Python". While I revert to the original topic here, I leave it open for someone to ad the monty python humour for me.

paulio, I too think there may be a GOD. Yesterday alone I witnessed the following miracles take place:

1 There was enough N'ly wind at Wello by late morning to get up and going (albeit in my kookness slightly downwind)

2 When the fangs of a PL Venom came along and flew up into my lines my prayers were answered. The fangs (LE) only hooked 2 of my lines which caused my kite turn away from the Venom. The light wind then alowed the lines to just kind of bump along the LE of the Venom until free.

3 The wind came up more and I ended up having a blast on my CO2 17m, lunch, and then a blast on my 13m Diesel.

4 Went out for my last run when my arms could take no more and then wammo, my SS surefire spreader bar releases on me and I'm riding unhoooked. Let go of the bar and messed around trying to reset the lever on the bar so I could ride back in. The release meachinism wouldn't latch (work of the devil) so I tried to launch unhooked but was too stuffed to hold onto the bar. The miracle could have been the guy on the X2 who stopped by to check I was ok (thanks heaps!), however due to the v. low tide I could just stand up even though I was out on the western side of the spit. (That's a miracle for me in that location. When I was a "superkook" and downed my kite out there it ended in a 30 min swim while dragging my kite)

To sum up the day . It could easily have been very different though.

Maybe my good fortune will continue and Slingshot will cover the spreader bar failure under warranty? Hope so as I find it great to have the release mechanism in exactly the same place no matter what kite I'm using.

Roll on summer!

You guys all crack me up!!

Im not prayin anymore for you dudes,you can look after urselves,and to help all ur riding i think u should all lay off the drugs ur takin.

'Tis mearly a flesh wound'

"Tell them we`ve already got one!"
"We`ve already got one"
"They say they`ve already got one"

I dont think its the new gear thingy, i think its a GOD watchin over me!! Caus the other nite my girly was screamin "Oh my God Oh my God" thats all she kept sayin for 2 hours. Caus i fink she was prayin for wind as well.

hes not the messiah hes just a very naughty boy.

u secret beiger's...
tsk tsk,

at least put some effort into your secret baige.
every second post needs secret light blue, or its all wasted.
without looking at the post history, secret beige can have no future.

Also,

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going "squawk, squawk, squawk..." And then you can go "Neurhhh! Neurhhh!" and then you can roll around on the floor going "pting pting pting"...

we should all think of this in the same way ..... WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS ...

ps PR You been in the wrong job too long fella

and can it carry coconuts??

ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery.
May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels
particularly. But there is one small problem.
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say
Ekke ekke ekke ptang zoo boing!
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til
Recently Said Ni?
HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must
place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you
get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS: A path! A path! Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must
cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!