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Originally posted by elizabethb

Mark -- Thank you very much for the tip about the bladder and making sure it's sealed up with velcro. I wouldn't have known to check that otherwise. I'll ask Mick to show me how you're supposed to 'massage' the bladder as to un-twist it just in case it ever gets tangled in there. At least it will only be under $60, compared to the $180+ I heard -
How's work and everything going down there- Managed to get a kite in lately?

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hey eb - weekend in vic is looking good.. probably head to rye on sunday, and they're predicting a balmy 23 degrees how are you going with the learning, you getting upwind yet?

follow! but! follow only if ye be men of valour for the entrance of this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man has fought with it and lived!
bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. so brave knights,if you do doubt about your courage or your strength,come no further,as death awaits you with nasty big pointy teeth.

Nanna said she likes the sound of you Relli , She will live with you and bring the jar wif her. They say as chicks get older they they know what they want , and nanna hasnt had a man for a long time - so you better look out.

P.S. she wants to know is your brother 'John Holmes' i think shes gettin xcited.

i dont know what you guys are talking about but i was on a trip recently for a cooking show and i was being driven along in my limo by this old african guy with this funny accent and no front teeth, could of sworn he was ODB, but anyway. I saw a guy kiting in some lake that looked really milky & he was on some weird kite ive never seen & it was only 3 knots 'solid', no 'gusts' (I pulled over & checked with my windmeter) He was boosting like a mothers breast and he was also doing wakestyle unhooked, hooked and riding the waves powered & depowered with no problems & all at the same time, it was amazing. This kite is so revolutionary even science defines it, its going to turn everyone into pros overnight. I told a friend of mine & he said it must be one of those new breast kites?

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

Found a picture of PSYlor bout to launch


One of Greenleader


Mighty goodlookin Queenslanders

Hey paulio, just to let you know your nan arrived by express post this morning.

Shes lovely, she came with her bladder in hand that fits nicely.
I especially like her "eau de cologne" which is an aroma all on its own, truly individual.....it makes you want to eat peanut butter.

I also like the fact that she is deaf, has no teeth and continually says "i want my breakfast" morning noon and night. i have shovelled tons of bacon and eggs down her throat, however she spits it back at me and shouts louder "i want my breakfast"
Do you have any more nannas Paulio??

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P.S. she wants to know is your brother 'John Holmes'

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no my uncle...genetically we are identical.

how was your breakfast?

Dear P.R

Nans a bit misunderstood but can she bake!!! She makes some mean hash cookies. And has her own lab for lots of other stuff.

As for sex she supplys her own Rohypnol , this is usefull when her libido gets a bit low, she gets that running down the street thing from her Eminem dvd collection. Please be patient with her, and her multiple personalities is like having several different women.

Over the years i guess you would have heard girlfriends saying to you that 'size aint important' so dont feel embaresed around Nan.

Breast of luck to you both.
Love Paul