Better yet, how can I kite without destroying my new piercings (the 2 screws holding my 2 broken metacarpels together)? I was thinking of some sort of strap on hook...once again, keep it clean

Well, they do say that if you **** with your non-favoured hand, it feels like someone else is doing it.

I reckon you could still lead an active life with a kite while on holiday's

Catch a kite
Land a kite
Look at a kite
Pimp a kite
photo a kite
Dream about a kite
send pics back to us from the internet cafe

What if you held the bar and plaster cast your hand to the bar in just the right position so it wont stress your broken bits

Seriouly though what a bumma.
Is it worth auctioning off your holiday to the highest bidder so you wont have to sit on the beach and agonise over it for the whole trip

that sucks but i have seen these things that strap to your wrist
**** i would get my money back or get some bloody good weed or somethin

www.palm harness.com

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH ya Pirate ook matie

Wont be releasing at all - unlike the spanking hand ...

Then it will drag you to where 'X' marks me spot

Touch me treasure yee be walkin me Plank

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH

Go Diving

Beer Bong said...

Be the tour kite photographer. Make a movie. Brind a tripod and an esky.

Then charge every one $20 per photo and pay off the trip

48hrs till I'm there, can this day go any SLOWER.

Still got to get the check in bags dow 2kg though