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echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
8 Apr 2009 6:55am
Just got this in my in box... freaking lol. Man who teaches these guys engrish!?!?! "Hello my beloved" "I will furnish you with more information" "The choice of contacting you is aroused from the"

aroused, me thinks Cruze has been browsing too many porn sites.

15 million pounds, im rich!!!!

Hello My Beloved

I am Cruze Karume From Harlsden, North West London,here in England. I work for lloyds tsb Bank London.I am writing you from my office that will be of an imense benefit to both of us. In my department,being the assistant manager (Greater London Regional Office, I discovered an abandoned sum £15 million GBP (Fifteen Million Great British Pounds) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers Late Mr thomson morrison American citizen who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter.

The choice of contacting you is aroused from the geograpgical nature of where you live, particularly due to the sensivity of the transaction and the confidentiality herein. Now our bank has been waiting for any of the relatives to come-up for the claim but nobody has done that. I personally has been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin/Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at 15 Million Pounds can be paid to you.

This will be disbursed or shared in these percentages,60% to me and 40% to you. I have secured all necessary legal documents thatcan be used to back up this claim we are making. All i need is to fillin your names to the documents and legalise it in the court here to prove you as the legitimate beneficiary. All I require now is your honest Co-operation, Confidentiality and Trust to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Please,provide me the following: as we have 7 days to run it through. This is very very URGENT PLEASE.
1. Full Name
2. YourTelephone Number
3. Your Contact Address.
Having gone through a methodical search, I decided to contact you hoping that you will find this proposal interesting.
Please on your confirmation of this message and indicating your interest will furnish you with more information. Endeavor to let me know your decision rather than keep me waiting.
this is my personal E-mail Adress - ( [email protected] )
Regards,
Mr. Cruze Karume
tightlines
tightlines
WA
3510 posts
WA, 3510 posts
8 Apr 2009 5:25am
You won't be rich if I beat you to it, I'm his beloved as well.
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
8 Apr 2009 8:22am
me too
Shane71
Shane71
QLD
50 posts
QLD, 50 posts
8 Apr 2009 8:30am
I love it, these Nigerian scams and people still fall for it. Did you know that even after all this time and so much advertising about this type of scam that people still fall for them. It is why they still do it.

Did anyone go and see if an Alaska Airline flight 261 crashed on 31 January 2000? I wonder if there was a crash, you could make these letters so much more believable if they used correct english and real events.

I used to get these all the times, but I would write very abusive letters back to them, about them going to prison and becoming bubbas B^%ch, but then telling them that thye would probably like it. Even had one write back once, tried to get abusive with me, it was quite funny, but soon after that I stopped getting them.

Cheers
Freeflow
Freeflow
QLD
133 posts
QLD, 133 posts
8 Apr 2009 8:34am
A mate of mine got a scam letter posted to him with "official" government seal and letterhead. Almost makes you want to send him some money for making the effort.
peanuticus
peanuticus
NSW
341 posts
NSW, 341 posts
8 Apr 2009 11:52am
follow the guidelines in this website. some funny stuff

www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

au_rick
au_rick
WA
752 posts
WA, 752 posts
8 Apr 2009 11:22am
with all the money they're promising you'll be able to send some to "Natascha from Khazakstan" to come over and be your wife !
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
8 Apr 2009 5:14pm
Get a gmail account! I have 4 for different uses (you can make them all forward to one account and 'reply as' whichever one) and even the spam trap one that I give to dodgy websites etc hasn't had a single piece of spam in 2 years. Such a relief after yahoo etc..
Lazarus
Lazarus
160 posts
160 posts
8 Apr 2009 3:28pm
I actually responded to one of those, followed their instructions and hi and below I am now 15 000 000 pounds (sterling) richer. I spend my days kitesurfing or travelling to exotic destinations to look for wind and waves. I think it was Cruze himself who helped me out.

Go for it bubba!
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