Whilst still reeling from baseless allegations regarding direct involvement in the so called 'Naked Prince Vegas scandal', WA SURF is again forced to confront rumours of Kate Middleton's naked breasts being thrust into their face.
"Nothing could be further from our minds and we regard this grubby journalism as mere titillation" said a source close to the heart. Unprompted he then went on "If Kate and Pippa want to come down and perform some sort of tandem watersports we are not going to stand in their way".
Remaining ever focused a company spokesman predicted good conditions for todays demo's at Safety Bay, and reminded all kiters to pump their struts firmly and get a good grip on the bar.
