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puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
1 Sep 2005 8:09am
Just received word that long lost Uncle Hanson passed away
(mauled by a hippo after rafting the Victoria Falls)
Anyhow it seems dear old Uncle Hans has left 15.7 mill in a sealed account in a Sth African bank which is accessable only to me !
OMG I am sooo excited !
(Im sad of course ... poor ol Uncle hans .... but Im excited too)
And then I got to thinking with all this talk of XBows Octanes Novas & Venoms I just know theres lots of you out there absolutely dying for a new kite.
But they are all sooo expensive aren't they
So I thought to myself ... hmmm .... Yep Y not
Ive decided .. as soon as the 15 mill is deposited into my account I am going to buy you all a new 06 kite
True..... no strings attached (joking - cw bar & lines of course)
Just let me know which one u would like (be sure to include colour & size) & I'll see that its yours the minute the money arrives.


ps Steve pls give me a call so I can organise a bulk purchase - can you arrange postage everywhere (I'll cover the cost of course)
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
1 Sep 2005 10:28am
hey puppet - i also have a large amount of money coming soon from africa. i got an email from the nigerian consulate general and he said he would pay me 3 million for helping him transfer 30 million out of his country. i just need another 50k to secure the transfer and pay all the fees and im sweet


btw - i'll have a 12 nova and an 135 flx while your at it. no need to spend my own ill gotten gains [}:)]
snowman
snowman
VIC
275 posts
VIC, 275 posts
1 Sep 2005 10:48am
I am very sad at the moment, I have had three uncles in africa pass away in the last month. Such a hard country to stay alive in, I wonder why they were never mentioned before by my family...

However they were all rich and are giving me between 15 and 30 million each

I am going to be so rich, but just in case something goes wrong I'll have a 9m crossbow thanks

Surfnet
Surfnet
QLD
13 posts
QLD, 13 posts
1 Sep 2005 3:41pm
??? is it working for kite lessons too? lol


ps: This subject went on national TV a few weeks ago...
scambusters.org/NigerianFee.html
Phantom
Phantom
WA
4 posts
WA, 4 posts
1 Sep 2005 1:46pm
again and again puppet dribble.
carbine
carbine
WA
1450 posts
WA, 1450 posts
1 Sep 2005 2:28pm
thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1132

this guy ends up sending the nigerian scammer. a drying machine and a washing machine plus a few boxes of random **** includding dirt. On the nigerians shipping account. Costs the guy about $10,000 in shipping fees.
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
1 Sep 2005 5:07pm
nah its no scam, its for real. see you pay the transfer fees and authorise full access to your bank accounts and three weeks later you have so much money you can light cigars with hundred dollar bills in front of poor people. at least thats my plan.

thank you Dr J. Mumbawa!!

now, wheres my Nova puppet? shall i just swing by KP and pick it up?
paulio
paulio
QLD
890 posts
QLD, 890 posts
1 Sep 2005 6:28pm
I havnt got an uncle and i need kites!! please .

I have no job caus the last got cancelled before it started, It was a trip to Bali for one week, all expences paid didnt even have to get a passsport. 8 positions left, $5000.

Actually Bondo a guy asked me today 'if id like to run a marathon' I said 'pi#s off'. He said 'it was for blind and disabled kids'. And i thought 'why not F#*k i could win this'
bondo
bondo
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
1 Sep 2005 8:09pm
paulio - you would win the special olympics for sure
Tony
Tony
WA
67 posts
WA, 67 posts
2 Sep 2005 11:47am
Sorry about uncle Hanson, those hippos are worse than the croc's up north, they kill more people in Zim' than car accidents do. I came close to my end on the Zambo river because of a hippo.
All I can say is good luck with getting the money out, I can see the entire kite loop having multiple trips to SA for some kiting and money transfer in Cape Town. Over the next 20 years that is!
howley
howley
WA
316 posts
WA, 316 posts
2 Sep 2005 2:50pm
You better not be joking puppet!
I'll have a Rrd Type HiR and A FLX 128 thanks.
gavo
gavo
WA
127 posts
WA, 127 posts
2 Sep 2005 3:25pm
dont know what youre up to puppet? but either way Ill have a slingy 9m fuel, thanx mate!!
Missy
Missy
WA
123 posts
WA, 123 posts
2 Sep 2005 5:27pm
Please Uncle Puppet..

... could I please have a F-ONE M5 10mtr all of my own, so I dont have to share anymore and also a new 122 underground flex


Ps... I'll be back ova there in December so I can pick them up then
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
2 Sep 2005 7:43pm
It's been a while puppet... Too long mate...

Ah, you know the kite I want - The good ole 05/06 Cabrinha Revolver or CO2 - 12 or 14m thanks puppet, seeing I know you'll love the crossbow - But remember the deal puppet, you get me a free kite, and in the future I'll visit you when I can get round there kiting-
H
H
WA
37 posts
H H
WA, 37 posts
3 Sep 2005 7:43am
Well - Tony reckons you are ligit so please add me to your rapidly growing list!


PS The winds coming.............(soon)
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
4 Sep 2005 6:54pm
I'll have a 12 X bow thanx Puppet. Any colour. Ta.
rosey
rosey
NSW
575 posts
NSW, 575 posts
4 Sep 2005 9:08pm
hahaahhahahhahahahah.....i think puppet has something to say to everyone
Samuikiter
Samuikiter
QLD
27 posts
QLD, 27 posts
4 Sep 2005 10:44pm
Hey on a serious note
3 Aussie guys from Bangkok chefs association went to 'collect' money from the South African email and lost their lives.
I am not saying its not legit but do practise on the side of caution.
They were held up for days whilst they had their bank accounts drained and drained to max credit ech day.
One of them has basiclly lost his house as the mortgage is now in default.
I know its all fun, but the so called nigerian scam has many victims around the world.
carbine
carbine
WA
1450 posts
WA, 1450 posts
4 Sep 2005 10:05pm
ever heard of the saying.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.


puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
5 Sep 2005 12:57am
JEEZ - my 15 mil Bondos 30 mil and snowmans 50+ mil
(and thats just amongst this tiny kiting minority of the population)
I reckon we have to make sure everyone says a firm "NO" to all these offers. If everyone accepts & allows all this money to flow out of the SA economy we could end up seeing half the population over there starving.
SERIOUSLY NOW (& ur not about to see that from me too often)
Seeing as how I am usually the last to know of anything happening in the world I thought; after a few ppl had told me about receiving these emails themselves & then seeing it on TV as well; that everyone must know bout the 'Nigerian Money Laundering Scams'. Wrong again.
My post was just a bit of fun, a not-to-be-taken-seriously reaction to finding the scam-mail in my own inbox. Yep - nothing more than an excretion of 'puppet dribble' which, unfortunately, I find I must now fold my top lip over & slurp back in.
So from hasty reaction to measured retraction :-
To anyone who thought that I might be covering the bar for new kites all round - sorry for getting ur hopes up. If I ever do come by a spare 15M I'll make it up to you - promise.
In the meantime you will just have to keep on saving
Sorry - but hey - life's like that.
"if it sounds too good to be true - it probably is" - Pooh Bear
IMO should read ".......it always is"
anton
anton
202 posts
202 posts
5 Sep 2005 7:24am
After spending 12 months myself working in Nigeria [}:)] I still ROFL recalling some of the stories I used to get spun and the people - politicians/royality/sporting identities, even rock-stars, I made aquantainces with . Several years later, I still get emails from friends of a friend into my dummy email account. Scam-the-scammers or scam-baiting www.419eater.com/ ...check out the photos/trophy room.

VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
6 Sep 2005 7:09am
I don't care Puppet, I want my 12!
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
8 Sep 2005 3:37am
I am not greedy Puppet
But i would like a quiver of Xbows/Novas.....go on i'll even hold your hand at the pub.
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