Water in the lungs

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echostorm
echostorm
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QLD, 1245 posts
2 Dec 2008 9:18pm
Was kiting in fishy smelling water today, I came down and when I stuck my head out the water to breath a bit of chop hit me and I breathed back heaps of salt water. Everytime I cough I taste fish. Am I going to die

Anyone know how much I needed to breeth before i get an infection? Symptoms?
windpig
windpig
QLD
113 posts
QLD, 113 posts
2 Dec 2008 9:29pm
bad speelin
remedy-----a dose of dictionary
sandgroper
sandgroper
WA
368 posts
WA, 368 posts
2 Dec 2008 10:34pm
After you cough, have some white wine. It'll complement the fish.
phrase
phrase
WA
228 posts
WA, 228 posts
3 Dec 2008 3:54am
Don`t think you`ll die. But when the wind picks up again and you don`t feel the desire to go kiting then see a doctor fast.! You might be suffering from what is known as "Aqua Dementia", also known as "The Wet Willies".
The only known cure is to buy a brand new kite and board.
Blownaway
Blownaway
QLD
776 posts
QLD, 776 posts
3 Dec 2008 6:56am
I recommend a good long DW in the clean ocean today at about 2pm
kiter789
kiter789
NSW
238 posts
NSW, 238 posts
3 Dec 2008 8:57am
You can drown hours after emerging from the water seemingly OK. Also you can get a mean infection from the water in your lungs. If you are reading this though, you're probably fine. I'd go with the white wine option above.
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
3 Dec 2008 9:46am
I have heard that it can make your dick shrink and your balls grow - but then again, what do I know?
taxi
taxi
QLD
416 posts
QLD, 416 posts
3 Dec 2008 10:37am
I'd be worried if i were you Mike.
KFKiter
KFKiter
SA
213 posts
SA, 213 posts
3 Dec 2008 11:12am
If you dont die, it looks like well have to call you fish breath instead of echostorm from now on
Kadkhah
Kadkhah
WA
381 posts
WA, 381 posts
3 Dec 2008 10:40am
sandgroper said...

After you cough, have some white wine. It'll complement the fish.


You have to respect the culture, Fish needs chips (Chicken salt is recommended)
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Dec 2008 10:59am
I suggest a pack of these.



Then put a hula hoop on each finger like this child




Then go and do the 100m hurdles with said hula hoops on fingers.




Alternativly rolly polly down a slight decline may also help like this panda.

KIT33R
KIT33R
NSW
1716 posts
NSW, 1716 posts
3 Dec 2008 1:00pm
I've Googled your symptoms - You're going to die. Eventually.
simonmm
simonmm
QLD
200 posts
QLD, 200 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:53pm
mmmmmmm fish!
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:23pm
Avoid your fairer half unless you fancy coming home after a sesh to find all your gear on the front lawn and a nice introductory letter from her solicitor.
Beer Bong
Beer Bong
WA
350 posts
WA, 350 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:35pm
In all seriousness, there is a thing called dry drowning.

See link, and see doctor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_drowning
sunseeker
sunseeker
QLD
1203 posts
QLD, 1203 posts
3 Dec 2008 2:27pm
Beer Bong said...

In all seriousness, there is a thing called dry drowning.


Is that what happens if you get bad plumbing in your beer bong?
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
3 Dec 2008 2:24pm
echostorm said...
Am I going to die


Yes. Unfortunately it is terminal.
bigmark100
bigmark100
NSW
584 posts
NSW, 584 posts
3 Dec 2008 4:28pm
Expect a few wet farts...
Morg
Morg
QLD
129 posts
QLD, 129 posts
3 Dec 2008 3:32pm
How much do you want for your gear? Or should I just wait for you to cark it and ask your missus??
kapac
kapac
69 posts
69 posts
4 Dec 2008 10:38am
To be serious...

If you come down with a lung infection you'll be coughing up yellow muck and may have a fever with it. Best to see the doc if you end up with a persistant cough and/or have these symptoms over the next few days.
chriskay
chriskay
NSW
13 posts
NSW, 13 posts
4 Dec 2008 5:38pm
btw, its a lot less dangerous breathing in salt rather than fresh water (salt water can be coughed up while fresh water is absorbed into the blood - with nasty consequences!) I'd support the wine treatment either way.
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
4 Dec 2008 5:04pm
I died. Relo you freaking crack me up dude. I would pay a fortune to read your history tab... (I mean my wife would because I am dead). Anyone here that doco on Hack about that dude with a lung infection. Man... that would really suck. The fish burps made me hungry, beer washed them down nicely.
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