1. sneak into coils place and knock off his beer
2. drink all his bourban while he's sleeping
3. log onto seabreeze steal his password
4. drink all coils beer
5. laugh at coil
6. shave his dog
7. shave waxheads eyebrow as well while his sleeping
8. who's kev anyway
9. deliver fatso's pizza {anchovy and eyebrow}
10. let down the tires on gilbo's car
11. break into ralinn's place and steal coils new board
12. call dave spruce - pressed 3..
13. meet mavis,gertrude and mertyl at bingo drive them to pick up pension cheques
14. after-take them back to surfer62's place so they can meet coil
15. ???????? coil mate what were you thinking
16. next day go to clinic with coil and surfer62...

We are not worthy of your skilful mind
Those who oppose you will perish

But we need to chuck some chlorine in your gene pool
Before its to late!!!!!!!!!

you clown !!!!!!!!!!
now wheres my beer

When Im bored I play with coil and surfer62, they dont think my bum looks big in this, they reckon they can watch me for hours!!!!

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Originally posted by BoDiddly

Things to do whilst bored - at work...

1: Master use of 'Alt + Tab' so the boss don't notice
2: Search e-bay for any 'bargain'
3: Purchase any said bargain
4: Catch up on the amusing posts in Seabreeze, and any other kiting related sites, including youtube for videos..
5: take excessively long lunches
6: research new gear
7: Go home early hoping for wind
8: if no wind, go to pub.

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How funny! I can relate to that!!!!
But with a slight variation:
1: TOO TRUE
2 and 3: Human supermarkets are a lot more amusing than Ebay. It's like Ebay besides that you purchase 6 packs... A LOT more fun than Ebay!!!!
4 and 5: I somehow took it for granted that we ALL do that... don't we????
(but then you end up hoping your boss (or your work partners) don't check seabreeze forums otherwise you're caught red handed... (but then you can always try to convince everyone it was work related... ))
6: I prefer: "try new gear and get paid for it" (doesn't happen enough often though...)
7: yes, even if you know there's no wind!
8: my alternative goes for surf rather than pub
9: then eventually pub if the swell is ****
10: (because the topic was 10 things to do, but somehow the author of the post himself couldn't count! ) Text all your ex-lovers to work out who's available in case none of the last three options works out....
AND... on very special days like today, desperately try to find something about a pretended tsunami that doesn't seem to exist but for the media who have nothing better to speak about... (and why are they closing the beaches just when we gonna get some swell? How silly!!!)
...
All of this to say.... I think I'm bored big time today!!!!
PS: Coyil, sorry, but your ass is huge mate...