Ride my motorbike

But alas there is no perfect substitute

Haaaaaaa heeeeee heeeeee woo hoooo lol haaa heeeee heeee woo hooooo

Havent done anything to combat the cravings haaaaaa heeee haaaaa woo hoooo

this jacket seems to do up from the back for some reason - and whats with the padded walls... thats so 70's Haaaaaa heeeeee haaaaaa woo hoooooo

wakeboarding.

I already rubbed it in your face but apparently it was not enough so here we go again;





Jealous?
Come up with some smart mouth comment, I understand your adrenaline addiction.

Take the boat out.
Fishing, wakeboarding or just cruising.
Just great to be on the water when its that glassy.
Pity will never be able to kite (in the surf) in such conditions but nice to dream.

And of course gettin your points up with the missus is always a good thing to do before next season.

Eat mountains of toast, grow to three times my normal size and start shouting at the 7:30 Report.

(Translation: have a baby)

fry86 said...

sebbu said...


and build up credits with the girlfriend

haha good idea!

Terrible idea. All thats gonna happen is you will get them into a pattern of expectance, then when the windy season rolls in and your nicking off all the time they are going to be even more pissed off than if you had done sweet F A, because they expect so much more.
You cant make up for it all at once, it just doesnt work like that.

Kiting! - In stupid gusty conditions.
Or actually not kiting
Got half the kite inverted into a pretty bowtie shape after a big gust and got to practice self rescue in a semi offshore..
such fun.

Why is there no cable park around Syd?
surely there is a market for it!

lotofwind said...

lots and lots of masterbation

please explain what this is.



me not know.

surfingboye said...

lotofwind said...

lots and lots of masterbation

please explain what this is.



me not know.

Surfingboye: Its that thing that happens after ya read the article in Australia Kiteboarder mag (Vol 9, Issue 3) on pages 52-55..

Fooosh "'make a baby' is not a good off season activity.
.... MissJess, take note re: timing of any said plans!"

yeah.... NO!!! def not any time soon and if it does happen in the "future" it'll be planned down to the wire to maximize summer seabreeze!!! haha.
(how many months do u recon u could kite for when u become pregnant??)


Smedg "Howie boys from WA "

No I dont know them. So far the ripstik is going fine, I'm getting the hang of going up hill already! (A normal skateboard can't do that very well and a skateboard would be pointless to me for where I want to use it)

What have you done to combat the withdrawl symptoms??

1. Watch lots of kiting movies.
2. Buy a new board
3. Wait for my busted foot to let me back on the water

KIT33R said...

What have you done to combat the withdrawl symptoms??

1. Watch lots of kiting movies.
2. Buy a new board
3. Wait for my busted foot to let me back on the water

Give your dog a wash for that lingering skin condition..


PS Jessie. by howie, what i actually meant was Howley.

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=43817

Drink till you drop, its been working

I look for furry seal cubs then club them to death.
Great stress relief.