What's the best girly looking seat harness?

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jumphi
jumphi
NSW
30 posts
NSW, 30 posts
5 Sep 2009 9:40am
Need a girly looking seat harness, probably pink, something with flowers and all that girly looking stuff on it. Anyone recommend a brand available in Aus?
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
5 Sep 2009 10:51am
Why would you want flowers on a harness?

Sounds to trolly to be true.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
5 Sep 2009 11:20am
lol there you go... it's even in my colours!
jumphi
jumphi
NSW
30 posts
NSW, 30 posts
5 Sep 2009 11:23am
GalahOnTheBay said...

Why would you want flowers on a harness?

Sounds to trolly to be true.


Will kite in any wind/weather, will I question the missus why she wants pink flowers on her harness, no mate I aint that brave !!
jumphi
jumphi
NSW
30 posts
NSW, 30 posts
5 Sep 2009 11:31am
Yep that should satisfy her , don't know weather the "pure" really relates to her though, so long as there's a few flowers on it and does'nt make her ass look any bigger we're in business.
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1913 posts
WA, 1913 posts
5 Sep 2009 10:24am
Awwww jumphi

Its at times like this you need a MANNNN huddle OR certain Death will prevail

Quote: so the booty dont look biggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

At the store - cut off the Large tag & glue a ' s ' tag on it

She'll be over the Moon, not because you bought her a harness with flowers on it
but for the pure fact that it says

Small Booty

O.k enough huddle stuff, assume positions again
jumphi
jumphi
NSW
30 posts
NSW, 30 posts
5 Sep 2009 12:47pm
Okey need harness with flowers, make big booty look like small booty, minimal padding, high tension straps you can tighten things up provided the overhang does'nt drag in the water we'll both be happy [}:)]
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Sep 2009 12:54pm
you definitely do not want a seat harness bro....those straps through the groin region will ruin the silk purse.

and we don't want that ruined do we?
jumphi
jumphi
NSW
30 posts
NSW, 30 posts
5 Sep 2009 1:08pm
When she's got the seat harness on with those straps on down there she's always smiling, have no idea why
hookworm
hookworm
VIC
600 posts
VIC, 600 posts
5 Sep 2009 8:25pm
stabber said...

you definitely do not want a seat harness bro....those straps through the groin region will ruin the silk purse.

and we don't want that ruined do we?


stabbers right i've seen a silk purse turn into a vw bonnet with a beard that wouldn't close again due to won of these bad boy's.
hydra
hydra
SA
254 posts
SA, 254 posts
5 Sep 2009 9:02pm
hookworm said...

stabber said...

you definitely do not want a seat harness bro....those straps through the groin region will ruin the silk purse.

and we don't want that ruined do we?


stabbers right i've seen a silk purse turn into a vw bonnet with a beard that wouldn't close again due to won of these bad boy's.


haha gold.
michel
michel
NSW
413 posts
NSW, 413 posts
6 Sep 2009 8:42am
go the maui magic waist harness for girls doesnt ride up and nice girlie design seat harnessses pull to low,they do have it as a seat harness to if thats`what you really want.
Rebel
Rebel
NSW
165 posts
NSW, 165 posts
6 Sep 2009 9:57am
there are quite a few
Dakine harnesses.. check them out on their website
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