Come on KRudsta where's my dosh? Some people had theirs mid last week. I'm really hanging out. Hope all you seabreezers get some cash. Do we get cheques or what? Good luck everyone. Hope there's not some dodgy loop hole that makes me miss out. can't wait.

My missus got a message checking her account details were still the same for the cash but neither of us have received any money yet. apparantly the majority or us will get it next month.

Ii CAN GIVE YOU SOME UNOFFICIAL ADVICE ON HOW TO GET THAT MONEY ...ONLY THE PEOPLE IN THE KNOW ARE GETTING IT....

BUT IF I TELL YA ....THE THREAD WILL GET LOCKED!

SO INVESTIGATE IT YERSELVES PEOPLE.....IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS!

Buy some ugg boots....coming up to the right season and I make "em in Australia...I'll even give ya's a discount of 10% if ya say yer from Seabreeze!!
mortels.com.au

tell 'em stabber sent ya for your 10% discount..

If you get family tax benefit part B or you are a student or have a child that is in school, you will get those payments between March 11 and 19.

For the people who don't have kids etc, payments will start being processed by the tax office as of April 6

If I buy a tv it`ll help keep the people in the tv shop in work. Alot of the raw materials that make up these goods are from Oz to begin with. This is tax payers money, so I`m not complaining if they want to give me some of my money back.
What I do have a problem with is why do I have to help support someone elses kids? A work colleague has five kids and recieves benefits from the state for the kids. Why must I have to pay because this guy has decided he wants more kids than he can afford to bring up? Just because this idiot either couldn`t be arsed to use contraception or he sees kids as a form of income I have to give him some of my money!
I think there should be tax benefits for people who buy eco friendly recreational equiptment. (Kites) Because we are promoting a healthy life style, thus reducing medical bills. Promoting the Ozy way of life, getting out and enjoying nature.
Please I`m sure some you more intelligent kiters among us can find a legal loophole how we can caim tax back on our kite gear? If my work mate can get money for doing what he enjoys, making babies, then surely I should get money for doing what I like doing.

I'm spending all my money on hookers and blow.
It's gonna be a good weekend...

I do a bit of work for department of housing,heard some of the tenents talking about the big night they are going to have when they get thier money,on the lines of how many bottles of rum,ounces of pot and grams of speed they are gunna get.
But they cant afford to feed their kids or get them cloths cause they are so hard done by ,by the government.
Makes me angry seeing their kids in rags,house trashed,babys crawling around on the floor amungst all the crap while mummy and daddy sit on the couch off their gut complaining the government wont give them anymore money for food this week,as they sit there drinking a bottle of Bundy and smoken pot.

Is all their tax stimulus money gunna help the country,spent on drugs???

All us workers are paying for their big binge night.
Makes me angry[}:)]

Ok , thats my winge,feel better now getting that out.Thank you seabreeze counciling line

mattyjee said...

I'm spending all my money on hookers and blow.
It's gonna be a good weekend...

due to the unusual spike in demand for the the services of prostitutes by australians wanting to do the right thing by spending locally (rather than spending it on goods such as plasma screens and air con units which are made in china and will see the 'Stimulation" go offshore AND are bad for the environment ) there has been an associated rise in the price of prostitute services .this has created inflation in that industry which has also had unforseen effects on the economy as a whole pushing inflation higher .in response the reserve bank (which operates independently of the government ) is going to raise interest rates .
the good new is that the extra work opportunities and employment right here in Australia has meant that most workers who have recently been laid off in other areas probably have the skills required to move into the prostitution area .the other good news is that due to the inflation pay rates are more than likely to be higher than their previous jobs .
The best opportunities exist near to large banks,law firms and other associated multinational conglomorates at high class brothels .Apparently the nearby execs continue to pay themselves large bonuses and therefore still have plenny of dosh to splash around plus they don't have much to do after stuffing up the world economy and have losts of time on their hands to slip out for a bit of slip in!

You realistically only get $855 (950 -GST)

unless, of course you by fresh food instead of kite gear

I will have the amount of kids that I can afford to bring up. Why should my next door neighbour have to help pay for my kids?
FACT: Why is it usually the people with the large families are the ones that are either out of work or on low income? I tell you why. It`s because they don`t have the brains to realise that they should live within their means. And what happens is their kids grow up having the same mentality that government handouts are a right and instead of helping to keep the country going when they are older they become a burden on the country. A prime example is the U.K. You go into any low paying work areas, eg. macdonalds, kfc, the cleaning buisness etc. and the majority of the workers are foreign. And the first thing people say is " These bloody foreigners comming in to nick our jobs." No. The fact is most of the local kids rather sit on their arrrses and go on the dole than work in a low paying job and work their way up. Why is it that the people here that are getting the most handouts (Government benifits) are the ones the government are finding the hardest to get into the work force? Oz should learn from the mistakes such as in th U.K. Benifits are there as an aid when in need, not a bonus for laziness. Isn`t it better to have less kids and look after them better, afford to send them to uni etc, afford to give them nice things. When I`m ready to have kids I still want to enjoy the finer things in life (like buy a new kite every season) and I also want my kids to enjoy the same. Realstically can I do this with ten kids or with one or two?????
My colleague with the five kids has never taken them on holiday, the other guy with two has, he struggles to kit them out with the sports gear they need or when they need money for school outings etc, the other chap has no problem. His stress affects the kids I`m sure. So wich kids are having the better up bringing?
It`s not about whether parents have it easy or not. It`s about what is best for the kids.

True, kids like other kids. But when it gets to a point they have to share their room with a couple of other siblings the liking becomes more like fighting. When the older ones come back from school holiday and share stories of what their mates got up to, they know why they didn`t do the same things. When they are told that they will have to wait a while for a new pair of running shoes because babies nappies come first, the like becomes more dislike.
I know it`s not about showering them with stuff. But it is about being able to give them things that will help with their development. And yes giving them some treats every now and then. Let them see that if they strive to work hard and live within their means then they can afford a better life style.
I`m not too sure what the whole deal is with this gvt stimulis plan is, but I do think that only the working tax payers should be getting it. I know we will have to pay for it when the ressesion is over, but we`ll have to pay anyway. Give us something to smile about for a change.

negative ****ers. hahahaha. I bet a drug addict would be hating thinking about how many people who don't need this money anywhere near as much as he NEEDS this money, are going to waste it on rich people stuff like kites. Those of us addicted to kiting can surely understand. It is a shame that much will be wasted and stimulate things other than our economy. But above and beyond that, I like to think about the most important person I know (me) and I'm hanging out for it. . I consider myself lucky to have had the opportunities to make decisions that have led to a partially socially acceptable and often healthy addiction.

ps Stabber what are you on about.. is there a chance i'm going to miss out? I did a tax return...............................................

It ain't about the money you wanker!

The topis IS about the money!.....or do I just wank too much?

Probably...but it doesn't cost me anything...and I never get denied!

i didnt get **** of krudd

i could of used to it pay for everyon elses "bastard kids" in the form of a medicare levi which i get slugged for each year
thanks for nothing KRUDD just remember we didnt we voted to get rid of howard industrial relation laws thats why u are in