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A primary teacher starts a new job in Essendon and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Bombers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Bombers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Bombers fan," she replied. The teacher, a little shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Bombers fan, who do you barrack for?"
"I'm a Richmond fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, please tell, are you a Richmond fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from Richmond, and my mum is a Richmond fan and my dad is a Richmond fan, so I'm a Richmond fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Richmond fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. If your mother was a prostitute and your father was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," said Mary, "I'd be a Collingwood fan."
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quoted by azza
I saw that movie... You might get away with it at band camp but, you shouldn't fark pies, you'll get caught!
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Originally posted by mUTHA
[brIf mrs azza keeps making the pies il keep doin it spesh wen she puts the pastry on her HEAD
(You've just got poor taste, obviously!)
