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KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
3 Oct 2007 4:17pm
Yes, for all you hard done by kiters out there, struggling to make it through each day with little or no wind... The ultimate solution has arrived...

FRESH BOTTLED 59KNOT WESTERLIES!

Yes, you can open a bottle of the finest Tasmanian gusts anywhere, at anytime, just open the lid and WHAM! You'll feel like your on the beach starring into the mother of all low pressure systems, you'll be dragged off your chair into the wonderful land of daykitedreaming and all those twitches will ease.

Perfect gift for the troubled kiter who keeps missing the good days, by it now... only $4.95 plus postage and handling.

Coming soon... Genuine Bottled 6m Swell and 50knot Westerly...

Giggity giggity, there's too much wind, pa pang.
Scottyyoung
Scottyyoung
NSW
129 posts
NSW, 129 posts
3 Oct 2007 4:46pm
U should put a little sea water in the bottom , so just when we open the bottle we know we are not missing out at all..
Cause how could your water temp? then wind chill..
No dry suit just,boardys up here and girls in bikinis..
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
3 Oct 2007 5:00pm
Ah yes. for full effect go into your local bottlo coolroom, get saturated and then open it.

nads
nads
NSW
25 posts
NSW, 25 posts
3 Oct 2007 8:11pm
hey sam, you got any 2m 4 line bow trainer kites for sale..reckon i need one here in hobart..make sure it has good depower, i dont reckon i could hold it otherwise... chris
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
3 Oct 2007 8:52pm
yeah Chris! i went down to marrawah today and it hit something like 55knots, on the beach! It was STOOPID, i considered kiting it for about 10mins, then I couldn't see the waves when the next squall hit.

So I came up with this magnificent money making enterprise so I'll never have to work again. Hmm, it's not getting many takers so far, perhaps I need to "add value" to the product, maybe red bull and 50knots?

[}:)]



Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
3 Oct 2007 9:15pm
Who did you sell wind to in Vic? We had 50 knots all day today.
nads
nads
NSW
25 posts
NSW, 25 posts
3 Oct 2007 9:27pm
no way! hey i'll get you to email me a price on an 8m rev. read the reviews and they sound ok? that may be just what we need at the moment! i still think the 2m trainer has merit tho..
reckon we could hold a speedkitingoktoberfest down here this week, but we'd have to pay the bikini-clad babes to stand out in the cold. brrr...
high as a kite
high as a kite
SA
1312 posts
SA, 1312 posts
4 Oct 2007 3:16pm
Not so fast Devil.[}:)][}:)]
I’ve got a patent pending on bottled Westerlies. We don’t want to end up in court do we?
I’m marketing my bottled wind under the trade name of Virgin Westerlies, straight off the Great Australian Bight. 24 hours before you get it. (should get a bite from those in the west)

I certainly don’t have any trouble with you selling RECYCLED westerlies in a bottle. “We all know been second is no where as good as been first but heaps better than none at all”

Having said that, I’ll be happy to form a partnership selling it to the guys up North. Should make a killing?
I guess we should have a warning label on the bottle it stating “fresh clean air maybe harmful to some”.

I recon you’re on a winner with the 6m swell though, we only have waves here. hic hic.

Maybe we can barter for some Sun. Nar, second thoughts I’ll rather keep the wind.

Good winds to everyone.



KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
5 Oct 2007 7:44am
ah so it's you that's been bottling recently and creating all those pig like gusts down here, let the air flow man!

I might change my focus to south-westerlies... then I'll get into them first...

I'm working on a new brand 80knots & 8m swell, it's just so damn hard to get hold to bottle, i keep drowning and loosing my bottles [}:)]
bananaboy
bananaboy
QLD
118 posts
QLD, 118 posts
5 Oct 2007 9:27pm
Kite Devil, In Queensland we don't except Westerlies blowin off white capped Iceberges, however if you could send the 6mtr swell with a 30day no payment. Or we could trade you a nicely tanned blonde who answers to whatever you like !!, as her brain is slightly melted fro too much sun exposure and shoppin malls, would you except this ?....look but can't touch till we recieve your credit card details....but wait that's not all. You'll received her friends free with this offer!!
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
5 Oct 2007 9:40pm
be careful of these dodgy wind deals. i bought some tassie sou-westerlies not long ago and someone had definitely jumped on them. not pure at all, i reckon they were cut with some northerly from north qld or darwin.
some shady dealers out there
echostorm
echostorm
QLD
1245 posts
QLD, 1245 posts
5 Oct 2007 11:36pm
does the wind come mixed with various breeds? can i get it, in bread?
KiteDevil
KiteDevil
TAS
778 posts
TAS, 778 posts
6 Oct 2007 8:57am
Banaboy, nicely tanned blondes die down here from exposure, so they are no good as a trade. But as a sign of good faith I've opened a bottle of 6m Swell and aimed it at NZ. It should bounce of there and you'll be able to sample it early next week. Oh and harden up.

It would seem there is poor quality controls in this market so I'll be setting up the ABWASA (Australian Bottled Wind and Swell Association) to regulate and give cred to this fast growing industry. This should hopefully force the dodgy bottlers out of this market and we can rest assure of a quality, non tampered product everytime.

"does the wind come mixed with various breeds? can i get it, in bread?" .. At the moment it only comes in donut form, but we're working on 80 knots apple slices as we speak...



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