Is it just me or does seabreeze forecasts seem to be taunting?

U get all excited, pack your car up, head down for that promised 20kt downwinder, lock your keys in the car hoping to pick your spares up 10ks down the coast..end up swimming into shore and wondering how the hell you're gonna get into your car.

It's cruel, take 5kts off your expectations and you're closer to hitting the target

Brick..no need to take it with you