Oh, I know he does Darth, you can tell by his long winded replies, that he needs someone like me to while away those little hours when it's not blowin 30+ knots, and you have no life other than to posture on SB.
Scum breaking into poleriders cars ? Ha Ha Ha, only to nick your wallet and fone, as if they'd wanna nick your gear
And why do poleys even go to Woodies other than to ride backward and forward, backward and forward, you could stay at home and mow the lawn (at least your spouse would be grateful, being that he may work long hours)
Ok folks, I'm going into the mindset of a poley at Woodies
Wow I'm goin real fast, oohh there's a lip coming up, BOOOOOOST
(.5 seconds later) WOW that must have been a good three foot, and I landed it, ohh god I'm unreal, I'll have to hook back in so I've got a free hand to adjust the swelling down there. I'll bet if any other pole riders saw that, they'll think I'm Godlike now, and may wish to dress me up as such, Hmmm, or maybe in a Thor costume

Seeya
Veebs