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Originally posted by azza
Is she as old as that [/size=3]

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Settle azza
Thought you were hoping for a welcome when you got here
Or are you making sure we all totally ignore you to make it 'just like back home'

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Originally posted by azza

I, for one, felt like a dirty old man

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Oh SOOooo depressed now - be nice if rachael felt like a dirty old man sometime

Ive got a beard
But have to admit my hearty HO HO HO's are sounding a bit HO HO Hum these days

(& I was going to say something about a knee to sit on but that would just up the torture Im experiencing)

Dear Juddy,

please don't mind the ol' Puppet, his heart is in the right place... I know this to be fact, I put it there in a 3 hour operation after a nasty wiped-out kite-loop. BTW he's the only man I know of that has a pulmonary valve made from a Leading Edge bladder patch, four hours from the nearest hospital, I had no choice but to improvise. You might say that Puppet really does have kiting in his heart.

I know that KBM does upset some patients, but if I don't put it in the waiting room the younger kite kiddies get all flustered by the big words used in the TV Week, so please forgive the inconvenience.

Hold in there Juddy, I'm on my way, it won't be long now.

In good health,
Dr AzzA.

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Originally posted by puppetonastring
[br... if so which brand do you suggest ...

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Dear Puppet,

I realise how traumatising the whole experience must have been for you but, if you cast your mind back to that tragic day, you might remember we were testing the new Breast Kiteboarding "Nipples" (Version Alpha). When you threw that tremendous kite-loop and landed yourself and the kite in the thick of the mangroves. Much to my annoyance the kite, which I had laboured so long over, was torn to shreds... it was then I noticed that you were not responding to the berating I was administering because you had impaled yourself on a mangrove branch. There was no option but to use what was at hand to repair the damage to you.

Puppet, the swelling on the left of your chest is a Breast. (Part of a Nipple Version Alpha, to be more precise.) If you are concerned by the size of the swelling I suggest that you massage it regularly, it may help if you have someone with firm hands assist you. Alternately, if this remedy does not help, it may be necessary to fit another valve. For the moment though I feel that the Breast should hold you over for many years to come.

Kind regards,
Dr AzzA.

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Originally posted by bondo

hahahaha - azzas all yours now WA! suffer in your jocks.

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JOCKS wot jocks
With the exciting news I just received I dashed out and bought myself a full kit of the sexiest Burley LCO*DD Bra & Briefs Sets.
It'll be 'suffer in your satin panties' for me from now on
Delicious.

*LCO = left cup only

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Originally posted by RAL INN
orintation(that's how puppet spells it)

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Dont blame ur snooker parlour education an ME Ral Inn.
I never didnt spell that word that way
In fact I never even speld it enyway
Wots it meen enyway
Four 1 - My spelling is impeckible
and four 2 - dusnt madder where he put the valve - iv checked - and its definatily my left breast thats turned all wooohooooo yipeee woopeeee
I no - cos its my right hand X my chessed that does the joby four me

Gotta luv that Breast - Alpha Version valve

Depression is:

Working 300km from the coast, 5 degrees from the equator, no transport, no hope of strong wind and no reprieve for three weeks.

Finishing said work and going straight to Brisbane fo four weeks to coincide with the very worst time of year for wind there.

Having the inland winter windy season around home (Johannesburg) just start to pick up at the same time as the above distractions and all your buddys out every weekend letting you know how good the sessions are.

Depression is:

logging onto seabreeze.com.au on a very lazy, kiteless, Sunday afternoon and having to fix RAL INN's grammatical and spelling errors...

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Originally posted by RAL INN

What's depressing is trying to some sum up the courage to tell puppet that Azza also transplanted fat cells from his own buttocks into puppets left breast Breast to aid the enhancment enhancement...

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Complete rubbish! Nothing went into Puppet other than kite parts and maybe some sand (damn stuff gets in everywhere... and maybe one of those little mangrove crabs, sneaky little beggars).