You my friend are one very talented man, i am assuming those babes were in shock and awe at your kiting prowess and just had to go home with you I am especially impressed at the wave riding picture although for the life of me i have never seen a bar that chunky, is it something you made yourself? If so good work, it looks like your carving that wave up, and managing to go the complete opposite direction to where the kite is pointing, it must be that custom bar and your unquestionable skills

Sick bro you're the ultimate all rounder! Can those chicks cook?!

holy shiiiit batman.
In that last photo your chicken loop goes straight into your throat and the depower rope shoot straight out the back of your head!

Those selfish chicks are only concerned with their own arrses!..... they don't seem remotely concerned at your predicament.

Thats B S man !!
I can see photo shop all over that
That chick on the left, her arse cheeks are way too perky to be real !!!!