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Been out with a stinker of a hangover before. Phew.

I got seasick once when kitesurfing heavy swell.

Wellll.....it was by coincidence, one day I grabbed the kite and I just flew up in the air.....

one day i went out and did like 5 raileys in one sesh

I went kiteboarding when I had diarrhoea and I pooped my pants a few times while riding.

i went on a trek to a secret spot and when i got there the wind didnt come in.

A duck flew into my kite once, it left a lot of green slimey stuff all over the kite, I think it was duck s**t.......

I went kiteboarding once and the wind was all strong and like whooosh on my huge kite and I was jumping up in the air so high,. easily as high as a bus that was parked on the road near the place I was kiteboarding. I was so high and then i came down on the water with a big splash then i slashed the water all up with my board so much spray from all my slashing then my kite fell out of the sky and it popped. i was getting sucked out to sea and a boat came to rescue me and the pulled me out of the water then dragged my popped kite in and while they were dragging the kite in this big wave came over the boat and we almost sunk but we didnt. and the boat took me to shore and all the people were looking and saying how rad kitesurfing is and how did I do it and how did i learn. i told them how i baught this cheap kite on ebay and how it was so easy and how you can jump like up to the bus and when yu loose the board someone finds it for you. they asked if i need to get a rescue when the kite drips out of the sky and i let them know that it is ok cause someone always comes with a boat or jet sky to pick you up. and so i packed up my kite and it was so awsome.

This one time..... on band camp.... I got a flute stuck in my kite!

ive kited with some orca whales a couple of times.. once in Raglan nz, and once in St Heliers nz.. it was floppin scary at first but they pretty cool.. but the one at st helier turnd round n charged down on this guy called grant hu was gettin a tad close to them.. it was funny..

this other time i was kiting in a solid 28 - 32 on my 9m waroo and the dodgy basterds bridle snapped halfway thru a jump and death looped me towards a massive rock walll it was sick..

this other time i was in Haile - england.. sucha dope spot... buttter flat water between low and mid tide and still prety flat at high tide.. but yer i was kiting in a out going tide in the river mouth and my centre line on the same dodgy waroo snapped and my kite flew away and i had to do the big mad dash swim after it btu some1 on the beach caught it for me but i still had to swim 400m upstream and it was tiring gota love em dodgy kites..

I threw up all over myself kiting with a hangover once.

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i found him

I hurt my toe i cant go kite! I feel sick!

I woke up one day and the wind was blowing and i could'nt be fckd goin to work, so I rang up the boss and pretended to be reeeeaaallly sick, chucked a sicky and went kite surfing. I kitesurfed so much that I made myself sick and had to cuck another sicky the next day. That was sick.