I really enjoy kitesurfing and I like to help out. If someone needs my help I allways offer as best I can.

But I just want to say beers should be involved any beers I'm not fussy.
and if it's gonna turn into a debate about the answer a bbq sizzle set up at the beach, thank-you.

Wilst at the beach if you dont want to get involved try my proven scratch your haed Technique, it works a charm.

instructions : When asked (by teh way there is many this is just a example but true all the same) should my kite have more air in it? look at them and reply "yes" and the rough amount and that it should be firm. Tehn when they say "are you sure" scratch your head look all around if you see a kite school person or a pro point at them and say "I'm sure but ask them if you don't believe me" and then bail. If no kite school person is aruond and you can't get out of it because they may cause injury to themselves or someone else. Give them your academic spin on kites and the fundamentals of life this should Impress them enough to believe you but all the time have your lips around the kites PUMP SLOT as all the hot air from talking **** will fill the kite. Then ask for a beer as all your kite time has been taken up by talking.

lol just another point of view wilst sitting In the lounge room doing nothing. Thinking maybe someone out there will enjoy my light hearted spanking of our pasttime.

mya engalisha noto so gooder.

hisa engleesh. itsa not so bad ah!
kn ell bvarian he's prolly drunk.

I would say its...

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hisa engleesh. itsa not so bad ah!
kn ell bvarian he's prolly drunk.

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i'd say a six pack and a half bottle of vodka.

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AND on top of that, a 33 yr old guy who's trying to do the younger generation texting-/-internet talk...

Neither worked lol... Now I know how older people feel when trying 2 read our generation of text messages... totally confused

but a good laugh...

i too can converse like the youth

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
am i doing it elizabeth am i am i

nah maine u pwn all da noobs poor reli, ur da 1337 shizzle nizzle, ud nvr eat da cawk like most. u make all da ghey noobs eat da panis. u can ****s wid us ne time.

omg PsYLoR and Mike - mate u guys crack me up... nearly PsYLoR - you're getting with the syle a bit-- maybe the american rap style, but I guess you're kind of there

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PsYlor you say the sweetest things. lets do breakfast

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awww Mike.. I knew you had a soft side for PsYLoR... how sweet... jk

Elizabeth - Wello Kiter

The pahomnneil pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rsereearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer
in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng
is
taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can
be a
total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod
as a
wlohe. ****nig amzanig huh?

He said... ist deonst matetr waht odrer yuo put the letetrs in a wrod as long as the 2 otuside letetrs are wehre tehy shuold be. Yuor brain raeds the wrod as a wohle.

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Originally posted by keithbavarianswearingbear

any kn chance of punctuation?

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lol. Here Is a hand full of punctuation marks stick them where you need them.
,,, ... '''' ??? !!!!! Oh have a * for well who knows. lol

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