St Kilda Dogs?

Usually they can be found in the Espy.

In a kite area, dogs seem to be either scared of kites, or they chase them. Dogs and beaches are pretty much a common combo so that might be just another risk to add to the sport.

I think you're just going to have to stop sticking a bratwurst down your boardies to increase your manliness Ewan

I can't remember who it was but I remeber talking to a guy that had a dog run up when he was about to go out and bit him on the nuts requiring surgery (maybe the last bit is an exaggereation) Dogs should be taught by professionals not to do this !

We have had a "dog" problem or should I say an irresponsible owner problem at Bagnalls beach for a while. We now have a zero tolerance system whereby if a dog is deemed a problem we call the Rangers who sort out the "re-education process." The infamous "nibble on the nuts" did not require surgery but has now been elevated to urban legend.
Constant winds,
Baz.

just got a kite back from being fixed pumped it up on the beach ready to go when a bloke came up and talked to me

as he left he let his dog off the lead the kite made a noise in the breeze which
caught the dogs attention

the dog charged at the kite and jumped on top of it tearing the **** out of the canopy

i walked over to the kite packed it up shook my head at the bloke and went home

to polish my gun

dogman

get the repairs done first, kill the dog, slug the bloke

ewan why are you on seabreeze in class lol

i was at the techs and i went on seabreeze to test my internet because it wasn't working

Are dogs allowed off leash in St Kilda?

If the dog bit you that hard then you should be hitting up the owner for

a/ a new wetsuit
b/ Then threaten to sue the owner for psychological pain ;-) I mean, every kiter should have liability insurance in case you carve someone up with your lines. Dog owners are responsible for their dogs.
c/ If a dog is biting you that hard, they should be taking a one-way trip to the vet as well.

if a dog bites you then clubbing the dog to death with a twin tip in front of the owner would get the owners attention? dog owners always say their dog dont bite,

SO......If you have a dog attack you on a beach and you clip your leash to its collar and send your kite into a teabagging spiral up the beach and into the sea wall & railing

What will happen next?

a) A Bondi Rescue film crew will appear claiming to have found the latest craze........DOG Kiting.
Then do a follow up program on the latest menace of flying, biting dogs at the beach.
And we thought segull poop was bad

b) The local council will ban Dogs from kiting at the beach. (would be more useful than biting people & sh**ting on the beach)

c) The council will claim that dog owner could not be prosecuted because his dog was "on a leash" [}:)] and therefore the only other person to blame & sue would be the bitten kiter.

d) The dog owner & kiter would both be fined for decorating the beachfront without a license.

e) The dog figured that it was one big game & chased the spiralling kite & was last seen heading 50 km south at speed.

f) Windsurfers claim that their dogs can do better tricks

g) A minority of kiters are embarrassed because the dog handled the situation better than they could (this is probably my category )


grinning regards from
the fossil

Dogs bite, bees sting etc....... HTFU