excellent read re safety

> 10 years ago
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Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
19 Mar 2012 2:04pm
www.seabreeze.com.au/Articles/Kitesurfing/Safer-Kitesurfing-from-a-pilots-perspective_5814280.aspx

particularly if you are new but also for old salts (the contingency plan for when things happen unexpectadly is a good one)
davem207
davem207
VIC
138 posts
VIC, 138 posts
19 Mar 2012 2:27pm
Q) How do you know when there is a Pilot in the bar?

A) He will tell you!
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
VIC, 1159 posts
19 Mar 2012 2:44pm
davem207 said...

Q) How do you know when there is a Pilot in the bar?

A) He will tell you!


Q: What does a pilot use as contraception?

A: His personality!
BennyB12
BennyB12
QLD
918 posts
QLD, 918 posts
19 Mar 2012 8:25pm
A girl walks into a police station and says"ive just been raped by a pilot!"
The policeman asks "how do you know it was a pilot?"
"He had a big watch, a small dick and talked about himself alot"
Sunshinesurf
Sunshinesurf
QLD
5 posts
QLD, 5 posts
19 Mar 2012 8:46pm
Triggerhappy
Triggerhappy
WA
174 posts
WA, 174 posts
19 Mar 2012 8:42pm
Whats the difference between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.
Triggerhappy
Triggerhappy
WA
174 posts
WA, 174 posts
19 Mar 2012 8:43pm
Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
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