I have had 2 sets of baggy pants explode on poorly judged hard landings. Im not kidding. If no one believes me i will post photos of my ripped garments. Im not sure why this happens but on both occassions have occurred after a hard ass first landing.Perhaps air(no, not intestinal) forced into pants. Maybe Huey thinks Im just to old to wear "baggies". Has this happened to anyone else?!
and was the saltwater colonic an issue too... or are you too tight arsed to let that happen?
if you have a look at waterski/barefoot suits, you'll notice that they have strap-up cuffs on the legs... stops all that water&air rushing in and bursting you bowel... or pants, in your case
Didnt you notice, it was that 6m shark cruising around Mullaloo having a nibble at you pants but deciding your too old, seriously though, the pattern you usually wear sugests, those boardies are from the seventies, and are falling to bits
