Hello i am back. this is great country you have in australia. i am learn a lot about your lives. very good. my likes. i am laugh at your hello talk. Geday mate. i like i be your mate i am looks for a ride to visit great coast land of australia? Borat
Have you made a romantic explosion on anyone's stomach lately Borat?
I nearly spat my cereal everywhere then.
Borat, if your looking for a ride, you just need to hail a kangaroo. They will come, and bounce you to wherever you want to go. You have to get a female one so you can be comfy in the pouch.
Beware mate, its not all cows and donkeys here in Aus,
There are more things here that will eat you, bite you, poison you, steal your baby, or hide under your toilet seat than you can poke a stick at!!
And in "great coast land of australia", stay the fark away from any trees!!!! Queensland is inhabited by drop bears!! These things are crazy!! They are about the size of a full grown polar bear, they live in trees and jump out and squash you!!
And if a tree is'nt inhabited by a drop bear, its sure to have a man eating spider, Goanna, deadly snake or crocodile!!
And stay the HEEELLLLLL away from the water too!! Its infested by stingrays!! They're everywhere!! Over 50 different species too. They hide under the sand and stab you in the heart, electricute you, and slice you up.
If I were you, I'd stay home and keep your sister company.
hello angie pangi, how much for sexy time? my likes, you likes too ok.
I learn much from land of US of A's, i now i can not take sexy time from your women, must pay. do you have any gypsy tears? i am still look for them, but no luck so far.
