milko said...

another funny story i heard..A check out girl at BI-LO comes into work all upset.. when her manager asked what was wrong. she explained that her boyfriend had been working on her car and got his finger caught in the timing chain. ripping it off..OMG said the manager.. not the whole finger.. No says the girl..the one next to it.. true story

Aorta said...

Funny story i just heard, thought i'd share it

A flight attendant from emirates is approached by a lady passenger with an issue, her period has come on suddenly and she was not prepared.
The attendants gather some "utilities" from other passengers and attendants and manage to find 2 tampons and a pad, they put it in a brown paper bag and hand it to her, off to the toilet she goes.
The gentleman next to her, sees this transaction and says to the attendant "i pay same price, i want" the attendant trys to explain that its not something they usually give out etc etc without telling him what is was, potentially embarrassing the lady. But the male is persistent "no no no, i pay same price, i want" so the attendant just gets the same things again, and hands it to the gentleman who finally shuts up.
Later on in the flight, she walks past to find the gentleman has the tampons in his ears and the pad across his eyes.(quote)

[HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I work in a hotel and get my fair share of dumb people - but this guy..............hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa)