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nonikkers

221 posts

nonikkers

WA, 221 posts

1 Aug 2005 9:57am

i had too much to drink on saturday night and made a total fool of myself... waking up sunday morning i could hardly remember a thing and now im remembering little snippets here and there and wish i could take it all back....
yesterday i recalled that sat night i had gone into the kebab shop ordered a kebab then pinched there phone...
and all day it baffled me as to why i would do such a thing...
then last night i finally remembered why
i also woke up with bruised arms apparently i was wrestling

has everyone done stupid things they wish they could take back??? if you share your stories it might make me feel a little better

puppetonastring

3619 posts

puppetonastring

WA, 3619 posts

1 Aug 2005 10:07am

NEVER

nonikkers

221 posts

nonikkers

WA, 221 posts

1 Aug 2005 10:24am

yes you have
dont be mean
tell me

waveslave

4263 posts

waveslave

WA, 4263 posts

1 Aug 2005 10:27am

Did you give the phone back?

nonikkers

221 posts

nonikkers

WA, 221 posts

1 Aug 2005 10:41am

yes i did... and he was telling me that it was a felony...
i told him that the reason i had taken it was because i thought they were for us to use so that i could keep calling him to check up on my order...

Uber

NSW

482 posts

Uber

NSW, 482 posts

1 Aug 2005 12:42pm

This one time on band camp
I stuck a flute up my........

nonikkers

221 posts

nonikkers

WA, 221 posts

1 Aug 2005 10:56am

uber was that in attempt to keep the sharks away??

Uber

NSW

482 posts

Uber

NSW, 482 posts

1 Aug 2005 1:25pm

LMAO

Yeah I couldnt afford shar kee zapper at the time!

vert

267 posts

vert

WA, 267 posts

1 Aug 2005 11:44am

hey nons if you find a time capsule to go back in time let me know.
saturday i was having an awesome surf on my new board at cables outers when it all turned pair shape. i wasnt quite satisfied with my second last wave so i paddled out again to get one more large wave. 5 mins later it arrived and i paddled in to this fat mother but didnt get it right and over the falls we go, i got smashed onto the bottom and held there till she let me go, i finally got the surface and tried to retreive my board but my left arm was in bit of pain and didnt work. my shoulder was popped out and i couldnt get it back in. i dont wish this on anyone, it ****en hurts. 2 hours later at freo hospital and some drugs they finally put it back in.
now im depressed, no kiting, no surfing for a while, im surposed to be going to sumbawa in 5 weeks

professor

QLD

277 posts

professor

QLD, 277 posts

1 Aug 2005 3:16pm

Um did you want your nikkers back you left em at my house on saturday night.WoW!!!!!! is all I can say lol
did you take the morning after pill?

nonikkers

221 posts

nonikkers

WA, 221 posts

1 Aug 2005 4:24pm

poor you vert thats not good...

and professor that wasnt me that was my identical gay twin brother...
he thought you were pretty hot too and said you can keep his knickers as a souvenier...
boys dont take morning after pills... didnt you know!

poor reli and puppet were tabletop dancing and flashing their thighs at the lano pub but they looked good so it doesnt count as an embarrassing drunken moment...

the duke of dork

175 posts

the duke of dork

WA, 175 posts

1 Aug 2005 4:37pm

being an ex-west oz lad, i find it almost hard to believe that that break (cables) had enough power for you to even get a wave!! dont tell me it's actually started to do it's thing (even if it is only once a year)

quote:
Originally posted by vert

hey nons if you find a time capsule to go back in time let me know.
saturday i was having an awesome surf on my new board at cables outers when it all turned pair shape. i wasnt quite satisfied with my second last wave so i paddled out again to get one more large wave. 5 mins later it arrived and i paddled in to this fat mother but didnt get it right and over the falls we go, i got smashed onto the bottom and held there till she let me go, i finally got the surface and tried to retreive my board but my left arm was in bit of pain and didnt work. my shoulder was popped out and i couldnt get it back in. i dont wish this on anyone, it ****en hurts. 2 hours later at freo hospital and some drugs they finally put it back in.
now im depressed, no kiting, no surfing for a while, im surposed to be going to sumbawa in 5 weeks

windangoesoff

NSW

280 posts

windangoesoff

NSW, 280 posts

1 Aug 2005 8:51pm

SUBLIME LYRICS

"What Happened?"

What happened?
Wake up in the morning,
clock says half past one
I have no sunglasses
As I step into the sun

There's no recollection
of the evil things I've done
My head feels like I musta' had some fun

What happened?

Last thing I remember
I was chillin at a party
Pinching girlie's asses
I was drinking recklessly

I know I did something
Lord what could it be
Woke up in the morning
And all my friends hate me

What happened?

What I'm I doing here
Who is this girl in my bed
What is this **** on my face
My God, what is that awful smell

[Chorus]
She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be black, white, American, Indian or Japanese
Thru a bottle at a bouncer
Didn't think that he was cool
Pissed in someones drink
And thru a bike into a pool

Driven down the side walk
Like a crazy possessed fool
I broke every single traffic rule.

What happened?
What happened?

Let's go

[Chorus]

azza

1338 posts

azza

1338 posts

1 Aug 2005 10:54pm

quote:
Originally posted by nonikkers

yes i did... and he was telling me that it was a felony...

wouldn't that have been a "fonely"??

vert

267 posts

vert

WA, 267 posts

2 Aug 2005 7:43am

yes duke it doesnt happen very often but we have had a few pumpin days down there, you wouldnt think its the same place 4-6 foot barrels with fat lips thats what nailed me.

Caelah

319 posts

Caelah

WA, 319 posts

2 Aug 2005 12:11pm

just for you nonikkers........

In my younger years (very blurry 20's!), I went out with my best friend for a few cheekies which led to us becoming hideously drunk.....the last thing I could remember was buying KFC and getting a cab all of 300m from the takeaway to his flat. Anyhow, the next morning with a big hangover and serious lack of brain cells I was informed that I had attempted to climb out of his bedroom window and failing this climbed into his wardrobe thinking both were the toilet.....my modesty was saved as he woke in time to stop me going any further.

nearly ten years down the line and I don't remember a thing!!

GreenPat

QLD

4114 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4114 posts

2 Aug 2005 4:05pm

Not long ago I met this fantastic girl who I thought could have been the one. First impressions count and on our first two weekends out together I partied unusually hard. I still reckon that's what ruined it, and I still regret it. Never before have I so much wanted to go back and do things differently. Too late now though, so no use thinking about it.

pole boy

292 posts

pole boy

WA, 292 posts

2 Aug 2005 5:14pm

i was told i was going to be dad.later when i woke in hospital i was told it wasn't actually quite true and i passed out on the bed before i could get her top off.

so the moral is who needs contraceptives when your totally smashed

poley

nonikkers

221 posts

nonikkers

WA, 221 posts

3 Aug 2005 1:16pm

ha ha
thanks guys im cheering up now
at least i know there are some 'real' people out there!

paulio

QLD

890 posts

paulio

QLD, 890 posts

3 Aug 2005 6:49pm

Doh!! I remember dating this girl once............just once....MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEER

GreenPat

QLD

4114 posts

GreenPat

QLD, 4114 posts

10 Aug 2005 6:07pm

Aha, it has all turned out for the best now as I've met another one. One who kiteboards (and plays 4 of my other favourit sports - kayaking, mountain biking, tennis and drinking too much). Yay, first prize to Pat. And in an effort to maintain sanity this time I've taken two very important steps - I declined to give her my number and I didn't get hers. I don't know where she lives and hopefully I'll never see her again. Unless we both at same kiteboarding festival in a few weeks time...

bonster

178 posts

bonster

WA, 178 posts

10 Aug 2005 9:55pm

Ahh the good ol kee bab... spinning around on a single pole like a doll house dancer. Who could say no on such nights of booze drowning. For sure it's tempting and you would never walk away from it. But if you ever feel sore in the stomach 4-8hrs later you know thats it's the damn bab that got ya. All night the meat spin endlessly at a temperature of barely 60 degree, breeding lots of nasties and garantee the cause of your very sore morning. A proven fact that it is a favourite food after a big night out with a very high chance of food poisoning.
My 2cents... Ask Jimmy to throw the meat on the flat top grill for a while to kill some of those nasties, but remember not to slur too much or lecture. Or it might be you leg on the spit tomorrow night

Bendy

13 posts

Bendy

WA, 13 posts

13 Aug 2005 1:27pm

Rene Descartes' postulation "I think therefore I am" can be extended to...

"If I don't remember it - it didn't happen"

puppetonastring

3619 posts

puppetonastring

WA, 3619 posts

13 Aug 2005 3:07pm

quote:
Originally posted by Bendy
"If I don't remember it - it didn't happen"

My experience ....
"If I don't remember it - I'm probly gonna wish it didnt happen"

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