i need some recomendable lube for my kite can anyone recomemnd me

Dude... we dont want to know what you and your kite are getting up to. There is loving your kite and LOVING your kite. I am sure a good theropyst can help with this problem. Sorry it was waiting for a smartarse comment. Could you be more specific?

Silicon spray.

Make sure your protected lots of kiting transmitted diseases flying around.

Palmolive, it's soft on your feet while your doing your back-rolls.

Excuse me doctor, I need your help, there was sand in my lubricant. I have a nasty case of chafing and I might need a test for KTD's.

Matty,
At least your kite fetish is a victimless crime. Is this a progression from soft toys. Dont use vasoline as it weakens the condom

Reminds me of a Police song called 'Be my Girl - Sally'I think it's on Zenyatta Mondatta.

Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
Shes loving, warm, inflatible
And a guarantee of joy

She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shrivelled down (must have been a best)
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown

I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife

And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when Im feeling naughty
I blow her up with air

Shes cuddly and shes bouncy,
Shes like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall

Yeah I'd say KY should do the trick