Thanx for the kind words Puppet, ya don't get many on these forums

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Are you copping out Rellie?.
What do you mean "not looking good"? I hope you don't mean the wind 18-23 increasing to 20-25, it doesn't get better than that at this time of year.
Look, it's really simple. Just call your boss around 2ish and tell them you'll be late because your tangled up in your bridle (if they know anything about kiting they WILL believe that) or maybe your G string got wrapped around your quick release and your getting butt dragged out to sea.
Either way make an excuse or at least hang around long enough so Jess can show what boosting really is.