I clearly need to start beefing up my legs, i'm at risk of amputation by crab.

no idea what this post is but WA guys sound like there about to have another cronulla riot...

the Aussie bogan is alive and well in safety bay

Chris_M said...
The only way to get rid of your metaphorical crabs is to shave your metaphorical pubes off........ not really sure what I mean by this


Now where is my razor........

When you find it u better sharpen it as sheep's wool is pretty tough i have heard

Seems the Western Australia New Kiting Authority is growing in stature by the week.... (WANKA to abbreviate)

Take heed all you EuroNewbKooks- they don't like any of you and they won't tolerate......erm, much.

Wah wah wah, the Euros this, the Euros that! I would bet most Euro-haters (there seems to be a concentration in WA, wonder why that is?) are of euro descent, too funny!

WeirdEd said...
Wah wah wah, the Euros this, the Euros that! I would bet most Euro-haters (there seems to be a concentration in WA, wonder why that is?) are of euro descent, too funny!

so true in fact one in every four australians in the 2005 census (yes a bit old i know)
was born overseas

this euro bashing shows how infantile the posters are i've lived in Europe and America for many years and travelled around both for kiting on water snow and land during this time i have met so many decent welcoming kiters and had very few negative experiences


I had to come home to western australia to meet so many halfwitted biggots

i've met a lot of great kiters here don't get me wrong but the percentage of selfish morons here is very high . . . sad really

airjunkie said...

WeirdEd said...
Wah wah wah, the Euros this, the Euros that! I would bet most Euro-haters (there seems to be a concentration in WA, wonder why that is?) are of euro descent, too funny!

so true in fact one in every four australians in the 2005 census (yes a bit old i know)
was born overseas

this euro bashing shows how infantile the posters are i've lived in Europe and America for many years and travelled around both for kiting on water snow and land during this time i have met so many decent welcoming kiters and had very few negative experiences


I had to come home to western australia to meet so many halfwitted biggots

i've met a lot of great kiters here don't get me wrong but the percentage of selfish morons here is very high . . . sad really

Obviously a bit short of punctuation in Europe and America. It's OK, there is plenty here in Oz, and they are free :)
Also, if you are familiar with the 'nam, and don't have a "Love it or leave" sticker on your car yet, I'd be getting one soon so you can fit in with the rest of the sheep.

Ugly said...
They must be big crabs to bite you above the boots, as i thought you ****s down at the pond all rode in them.

stop hating ******

Was at the pond the other day for the first time in over year to catch up with a mate on holidays from Italy. As we were setting up a German girl came over a chat. Saying how much she loved Australia and how lucky we are to have a place like this in our backyard. Well it was something like that. She was f*#king hot and i struggled to concentrate on what she was saying.
Went out for about an hour, skimming around the bank at the end if the point and then landed on the point for a break. A Swedish guy came walking around and stopped for a chat. Happy friendly guy just cruising around Oz. Out again for an hour or so and a pom landed for me back inside the pond. He was just chilling out after being out for a while so ended up having a chat with him.
When packing the gear into the car, two poms asked for a push start for their old hiace van. No prob, gave em a hand and they returned the favour by handing over a beer.
Was Really good day on the water except for two boot wearing locals ( clearly from the 'Ham')that were yelling abuse at anyone within range, cutting people off, boosting on top of other kiters and windsurfers and just generally being a pain in the arse.
I am an Aussie of convict stock and proud of our great nation, but was disappointed by the way the so called locals behaved, compared to the 'Euros' that are so heavily complained about.
Just saying...................