Dear Wind Wanker
Be careful, many kiters are also surfers

Simple, take it like a man and give absolute respect to surfers. Surfing is where it all began

ok here is how it goes, you get an orangatang, im not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bull****, i mean a fu**ing orangatang. dont ask me where your going to get an orangatang becasue thats not my problem. so the orangatangs name is clyde, this is non negoitable all orangatangs are named clyde, i dont know why that is its just the way the world works, so you and clyde become man and ape about the town, your seen everywere together, you make th scene. you and your friends go out in big groups. you talk loud you laugh even louder. every time you say somthing witty you hive five clyde. the town bgin to buzz, it will get back to your mate. do you know the guy with the orangatang, didnt you used to pay out on the guy with the orangatang, why would you give crap to a guy with an orangatang, next thing you know your mates calling dying to take up kiting.

im hoping we can still be mates, wanna teach me to kite sometime?

"geeze i dunno me and clyde were goin to a monster truck race tonight(orangatangs love monster trucks. infact the whole social calender seems kinds full. ill tell you what ill make a little note(what was your name again) and maybe i can squeeze you in. ohwel, you kno my number dont be a stra--hey look at the time i gotta skate clydes making mojitoes.

at this point the upper hand is yours, you can let him twist in the wind, you cna slowely draw him into kiting at your own pace. whatever its your life but if your a smart man? youl slowely phase him back in. your im-ing, your tlaking on facebook, your getting inveted to surfing functions, you bring clyde, he becomes like one of the family , your one big brady bunch.

Oh, I almost forgot. Pretty soon all your old friends will slowly disappear from your life and be replaced by only those that kite. You'll soon forget who your surfer friend was.

It's a bit like a religous cult, only more fun and half as creepy. Problem solved.

Factor 5 said...

Simple, take it like a man and give absolute respect to surfers. Surfing is where it all began

Well said........Perhaps you could call him Sir.

curlyjimbo said...

Tell him that you would like to see him surf those massive ripples in flat water...

hahaha. good to see ur doin school work......wat class are you in?

I've asked a surfer about it this morning, he said:

"We call wind surfers wind wankers, kite surfers are just kite wankers"

IF
Wind-Surfer = Wind-Wanker
Kite-Surfer=Kite-Wanker
Then
Surfer=Wanker?
..
then if I'm kite boarding then I'm not subject to any of the mentioned categories!?!

Factor 5 said...

Simple, take it like a man and give absolute respect to surfers. Surfing is where it all began

Well next time I'm going to the zoo I'll send your regards to the monkeys, they were previous stage of our evolution!

surfingboye said...

who cares kiting is sick, see below:

LOOP IT!

KH

poor relative said...

If your in the water having fun who gives a **** what anyone thinks.

Too true

poor relative said...

If your in the water having fun who gives a **** what anyone thinks.

Amen, screw the posers.

D

dutchy1985 said...

...What is better, stand up paddleboarding, or netball?

Ballet in stretch pants looks more str8 than both of them

jacob1221 said...

my friend is a surfer and alwase calls me wind wanker what are sum good names for surfers

Ever considered that you might actually be a wanker ?

Just a thought to put out there...