hey guys my girlfriend broke up with me today i was hopeing someone had any good stories to cheer me up





thanks guys

josh

Is there any chance of a reconciliation ?

That's wicked cos it means that all those little hotties you've been perving on while you were with that other dud, you can now tune!

Enjoy it.

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Don't feel too bad - kiting season is just starting and you've just been handed a "kite as much as you want" pass!

grow up up you little fudge packer it's the start of schoolies today and she's out there plowing as many guys and girls as she can.you are sitting here on the forum ,dont worry heard nattdog went there anyway.

thanks monster6 shall do


well try anyway

its not that easy stamp i wish it was though

watch porn masturbate.
all will be good next week.
and praise the lord you can still walk

Think yourself lucky, you have been saved from the disasters of upgrading to Wife 1.0

Read on............

HELP>>>>

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks, "A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support)

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0


STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve McCormack

Steve,
That's a good one, but do you know the one with the guy at his 25 wedding anniversary, at night, his wife wakes up and he is in the kitchen, sitting at the table with a cup of tea in front of him and with his eyes in tears.
"Honey, what’s the matter", she asked
He said: "Do you remember 25 years ago, that time?"
Her hearth starts to melt at this point and she answers:
"O yes, how could I forget."
He continues: "We were in the back of my Ute, doing, you know what, when your father, the sheriff, suddenly opens the door and put his gun in my face saying: you marry my daughter now, or you go in jail for 25 years!" and he continues: "Tonight I could be a free man."

[url="www.google.com.au/search?as_q=porn&num=10&hl=en&rlz=1B2GGGL_enAU177&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=lesbiens&as_oq=&as_eq=men&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=&as_rights=&safe=off&gws_rd=ssl
/"]get over it-y go to a forum for help, this should help though

Just be thankful you can afford clothes and dont look like this bloke
www.seabreeze.com.au/gallery/gallery.asp?imageid=2697

just b gratefull creepy old men who cant find a fitting wet suit dont have you as their desktop background
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So come on Josh. Was she any good?? You know, could she get it up for you. Could she then land it safely?
Looking for a kite Betty, send her accross to Vic will ya?

also i was worried that you might have gay tenancies from your remark about toby but now i know you are more than that you hunt the young blood as well

You must be smiling by now??