There is a sub group of kiters , lets call them "shorecreepers "

genius " pissoffious horablabous "

if your after flat water go to the lake !!!! stop mowing the lawn between the shore and the surf break , if you see someone lining up a wave -

Don't head in to the shore in front of me , grow some balls and go up wind and into the surf
Don't turn around in front of me , you are now on the same tack as me
Don't mow the lawn when you can see I'm about to catch a wave when your down wind

we've had shorecreepers before but they were polite , not the bucket hat wearing KooKs that seemed to have shot up everywhere !
Even the guys riding twin tips in the waves have got the idea

thats funny, theres strapless kooks clogging up the flat lagoons!! whats going on!??!?!

Phonominoum = broken record winge?

eppo said..

Gotta completely agree with you here...

Hmmmmm, I completely agree with you completely agreeing Eppo

Phoney said...

hamburglar said..now don't get me wrong, each to there own, share the stoke, blah blah and all that
but seriously on a 5 K stretch of beach with 10 kites, 3 riding waves one shouldn't
miss nearly every 2nd wave because of "shorecreepers " especially when there is
some decent swell coming through for a change

Which beach is this at??

the one with white sand, a couple of dunes, mostly blue water, except for river mouth, and lots of "shorecreepers" and i don't mean crabs and sharks lots of them too!
could be any beach, most likely all the beaches, nice try but

hamburglar said..

but seriously on a 5 K stretch of beach with 10 kites, 3 riding waves one shouldn't
miss nearly every 2nd wave because of "shorecreepers " especially when there is
some decent swell coming through for a change

Righto. I feel like playing devils advocate today..... in reality there is zero farks given by me... but lets pretend i give several.

So. On 5km stretch of beach there isn't another surf break to hit? Why not move to a place the muppets are'nt?
Why not happily discuss the situation with them afterward over a beverage? purhaps even stop and discuss it with them right there?

Personally for me if that paticular section of beach is busy I move to a less busy section. I'd rather ride a shiitier section of waves by myself than the good section packed.

Phonominoum = the worst attempt at spelling I've seen in a long time

kiteboy dave said..
Phonominoum = the worst attempt at spelling I've seen in a long time

I was giggling about the same thing whilst picturing some strange exotic record player or a rare type of precious metal I've never seen before .

Sounds bad but id rather kite with windsurfers

^^^^^^I did, and it must be a new word. Its on google so it must be true. I think it means shorecreepers.








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2 days ago - 3 posts - ?3 authors
There is a sub group of kiters , lets call them "shorecreepers " genius " pissoffious horablabous " if your after flat water go to the lake !!!! stop ...

Do you know how hard it is to misspell a word on these new fangled phones
little a lone make one up to get your message across

Kiteboy go to uni get a degree and teach the young ones, you grammar nazi
your a wasted resource hear, or is that here

dave and kiteboy Dave, are you guys one and the same?

not a euro and hate jetski's and jetski riders!

get off the sauce it's only Tuesday night for Christ sake ............
unless you are on holidays, then disregard last comment